Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the driveway, hitting my leg, and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I crashed my motorbike and broke both my arms. I now have to rely on my mom and aunt taking turns to do everything for me. FML
Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, for the third time this year, my wife backed into the garage door. We’d just finally got it fixed exactly one week ago for $1800 from the last time she did it. Somehow it’s my fault. FML
Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML
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kendalle_fml 0
umm MOVE? why are you standing behind a car when it is backing out over and over?
timtam24 0
your mum can't drive and you have the reflexes of a rock
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Comments (148)
kendalle_fml 0
umm MOVE? why are you standing behind a car when it is backing out over and over?
hkguy 0
Agree. Hit me once: shame on you. Hit me twice: shame on me. YDI
Sun_Kissed18 25
So who has the shame when its "Hit me 3 times"?
Pmm368 5
For 3 times it would be "Shame on me I can't pay attention"
lordmoe 0
Both of them. A) how can you not see someone on or with a bike? B) HOW can you not see a moving car?
JustSoLost 8
Well your smart. If she has already hit you twice, why stand behind the car with her in it for the third time? ´*•.¸(*•.¸♥¸.•*´)¸.•*´ ♥«´¨`•°αυ∂яιиα°•´¨`»♥ .¸.•*(¸.•*´♥`*•.¸)`*•.
Say_hi 0
I agree, maybe he should learn to STOP RUINING OUT BEHIND CARD WHILE THEY ARE BACKING OUT. And I agree with #99 Maybe it just isn't accidental anymore.
jskibabe22 4
lol
jessamy_brit 5
card?? haha(:
TheChampagneBoi 5
ydi lol but sucks to
Intoxicunt 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Take a hint and kill yourself already! Or move out, of course, if you are old enough.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
maybe it wasnt an accident? i guess your mom doesnt really like you all that much..or shouldnt be driving. also OP: three times? really? why do you still hang out near your moms car? hahahaha
beautious19 8
Starfish don't have brains.
feminist19 0
bull ******* shit
hellotampon 0
yeah don't stand behind her car! ydi
shibainu519 0
you do realize she has to check for pedestrians right? you would probably run over someone too, dumbass.
kerrygirl 13
or just stop walking/leaving your bike behind her car......
tellithowitis 13
Were you lying down under it op?
aback 5
Quit riding your bike in the ******* driveway? It's obviously not making you any smarter.
timtam24 0
your mum can't drive and you have the reflexes of a rock
Sun_Kissed18 25
^ This!
MrJentipede 2
women drivers
vivified 0
Absolutely...
Gy7 0
You stupid little ****!!!u shouldn't **** around on the driveway when someone try to park on it!!!! YDI big time!!!!!
tWitt3rBuG 0
Sounds like you trying to implicate her. When someone is reversing, uh, move the hell out!
the_stereotype 0
third time....you should have known by now not to go behind your mom in the driveway. sorry. but FYL for your mom being a terrible driver