Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, I awoke to a strange feeling on my feet. It felt like a tongue, so at first thought it was the dog, but we don't have one. I looked down and it was my roommate. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment happy to see my dog. Instead of running to greet me, he ran straight past me to jump into the arms of my roommate, who had just walked in behind me. He wagged his tail like crazy while I stood there, rejected. FML
Today, I was walking to my room. My friend's dog, who has always seemed to hate me for no reason, let out the loudest bark he could muster the moment he saw me. Not only did he scare the absolute fuck out of me, he also made me drop my pizza. FML
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML
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10_4Franky 0
OMG. You monster.
yummycupcakegirl 0
awww how could you not know it was a puppy?:(
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paid2think 0
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Gooallll!
allenrotstein 0
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stupid puppies..
starile 20
I thought almost the same thing, 1, and this FML is pretty funny. I bet the OP feels horrible now, dang. I knew most people in here would be giving OP shit bc most everyone's a dog/puppy lover. But, the situation is just so stupid it's funny
ThePwnapple 0
Animal cruelty is good for us. Builds character.
hate_spoons 0
omg that's sooooo mean:(
uncleyuggles 0
your pic is ****** creepy 1
hairt 4
#18 stupid blondes. hahaha :p c'mon man what did puppies ever do to you? :(
MAGNAVOX 0
Maybe op is terrified by killer puppies, could be an option...
KiddNYC1O 22
poor puppy 1's pic is kool
luigisf 0
136- Once I saw a documentary about a poop that took a pee. it ate their daughter.
cbr600_fml 0
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haha I did that to a kitten once it jump out from behind the couch as I was walking by and i kicked him so hard he flew up hit the roof in my house then came back down and ran away pretty funny
modelshark 0
u rly seem like a bitch
AbsoluteTurtle 0
win
Scififreak339 0
18, you may love collages, but I love your ****! being completely complimentary
B4SK3TB4IL 0
lmao #1
JuliaM1000 10
...I hate u op...
EricErection69 0
was it hurt badly?
arandomboy 0
if that puppy is dead burn in hell. if not, apologize like hell and pay for any expenses. or even better, shoot yourself. how the **** do u mistake something for a puppy idiot
TechnoTaco 0
Is that what you do in your spare time when you're not drowning kitties?
leadrunner751 3
you're a ******* douchebag
DjXitium 0
#1 haha awesome pic. DJ Bl3nd is effing beast! :D
noncom 12
fookin pervert
EmmyRahh 5
it should be named splat
drewfus2 6
Why do people not seem to ubderstand it was an accident? I once puched a six-year- old by reflex. Complete accident.
JPChiQYaya 0
wtf
blakehilli8 0
first
kiltsaresexy 4
Fail!
RadAtThis01 0
you fail at life
h2opoloplaya 0
first fail of the day that is
paid2think 0
:p
far_east 6
all you animal haters should get eaten by my pet tiger.. without the animal kingdom there would be no food chain and so haters like you can starve and die. kick you all halfway cross the world, ***** tgat take for granted
nerdsgetmehot 23
#56 I saw a documentary about a woman who owned a pet tiger...One day, it ate her. :(
aardvarkish 17
Thank you, 61. Common sense is such the bomb.
tencentsakiss 19
61: I saw a documentary about someone that had a pet python. It ate their kid.
rallets 23
i saw a documentary about someone who owned a tiger and a python. it ate each other
tweetbaby14 18
how come the numbers are so messed up for this comment? and YDI for not looking BEFORE kicking OP... asshole.
seanders 10
I once saw a documentary about mankind. they're the dirtiest, most disgusting and evil animal on this planet. It is said they will one day kill eachother to the point of extinction over nonexistent gods and "valuable" resources. Oh yea I forgot, I once read a story about a woman who got one and it ate her......out.
Rine45 0
Shouldn't this be a FML for the puppy owner?
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
what a bitch. damn how did u not notice a puppy.
cheapluxury 4
evil bad hahhaa
vollyball921 0
lol hey fml person u liv in az too :D
CitizenSnipz 0
And you both have emo pics! Clearly, you should have sex.
joanjett 0
OP I HATE YOU
YoungShrire 0
you're a terrible person and you should feel terrible...
10_4Franky 0
OMG. You monster.
MarkSeattle 0
I agree. I'd throw your stuff out on the street and light it on fire.
Schizomaniac 24
That's a little drastic.
iGreen_Day 0
you know, one time i was walking through the unlit corridor to my room when i saw something running across the floor too. i didn't KICK it though, and i never felt an impulse to. It was just my 2 year old nephew going to his mum. was wrong witchu? traumatisation or gtfo
MissRachieee 3
Agreed! Poor puppy :(
Serec 0
Well, babies suck, and it doesn't matter if you kick one.
Ashleexx 0
********!! someone should fucken kick youu
yummycupcakegirl 0
awww how could you not know it was a puppy?:(
MizoneDrinker 0
Maybe it was really ugly.
do20ss 4
you r really dumb, fo real...what could u mistake a puppy for, a mouse, cockroach...WTF lol
lky830 0
91, there are a lot of little dogs that when wet or in low lighting, could be mistaken for rats
azhein 0
a racoon or possum maybe. it was a new puppy that she had no idea about. she does deserve it for not looking but it probably scared her and she acted on instinct
katey280 0
it could have been really fluffy and grey and fat, so he might have thought it was a dust bunny or something?
Fizzy56 0
Yummycupcake is a cutie ;)
ILoveMyXbox 0
you're really pretty
hipar 0
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How the **** can't you recognize a puppy? Ydi, you bastard.
loski87 4
seriously
LeftyPitcher 0
ur ******* ugly I hpe the puppy was u bitch!!!!
PizzaGuy11 0
wel# 222 someone must of wokeup on the wrong side of the bed right ?
jazyocho 4
hahaha agreed.
Alesana_Love 0
wow, how could you not tell that it was a puppy? Your an asshole
katey280 0
agreed.
itsB_ry 0
its "you're" and cut your hair kid.
rawr_forever 0
Your screen name = WIN :3
hairt 4
#11 it's breathe not breath!! (your profile desc.) :)
beautiful_disast_fml 2
why do you care how long his hair is? looks good:)
Kua_Mei 0
It's "it's;" if I were you, I would check my own apostrophe use before correcting the errors of others'. :P
chewbacca69 0
that guys right u look like a douche
robertandrew 5
Shut up.
nokel11 7
that's how she spelled it moron....
idoc300 11
#226 She spelled it correctly, she wrote 'It's' so stop correcting something that's not a mistake.
RedPillSucks 33
Next time, don't let your terror control you. Be mindful of your feelings. They will betray you to the dark side.
XxBlackamusPrime 5
Wise words, Jiraiya Sensei :D
XxBlackamusPrime 5
Wise words, Jiraiya Sensei :D
j5p332 6
you said that already
jpraiders 0
one gay insightful bullshit from an obsessed naruto fag
Alphonsuuuu 0
*duct tapes jpraiders to wall* Such a pointless comment. But unlike mine, it contains no duct tape.
iltby 3
Sigh. These ones are utterly depressing.
zskyy 0
ydi you dick