Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML
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Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, my wife asked if I wanted a threesome with her friend for my birthday. I couldn't tell if she was being sincere, or secretly testing me. I had such a bad panic attack that I passed out and went to the hospital. Oh, and she's mad at me now for "getting excited at the prospect of cheating." FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML
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ohsnapword 21
Could be a lot worse. She could have wanted a threesome with the best man.
Tikaani96 15
Maybe she's just testing you to see if you will actually go for it. Or maybe she just wanted to surprise you and assumed you wanted a threesome.
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Comments (52)
hiddenUSERNAME 27
What ! That sounds amazing!
crudeandrudeguy 29
It may sound amazing but it didn't work out that well for Ross from friends...
nix1993 41
Why is the maid of honour even on the honeymoon?
cutiepie292929 18
Might have had a destination wedding so it's also where they will honeymoon
domolovesyoshi 33
Yeah not all guys are into girl on girl
zAstonish 20
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Well, is she hot?
ScarletSarah 19
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Hey it's not the worst thing that could happen. Just enjoy it
joeyl2008 29
Yeah it's not the worst thing that could have happened but it's still fairly bad.
Iamentertained 13
I'm with you. I do not see the problem here.
interesting33 37
If this was a man asking the responses would be different. Maybe OP wants a monogamous relatinship, doesn't find the maid of honour attractive and wants to have sex with his wife - no one else.
fakedsincerity 32
right, #61? if the OP was like "my husband wanted a threesome on our honeymoon with his best friend" everyone would be screaming to divorce him. It's a disrespectful thing to say no matter the gender unless both sides have previously expressed interest in threesomes and all sides are cool with it.
Tikaani96 15
Maybe she's just testing you to see if you will actually go for it. Or maybe she just wanted to surprise you and assumed you wanted a threesome.
whysobeachy 37
Have fun figuring out which of the two it is.
vOIDmASS 13
man if she's testing your character just to see if you'll go for it - divorce her immediately and don't look back. If this is happening right after the honeymoon I predict years of hell ahead of you. FYL OP
Coland 19
Or maybe she wants a threesome
Phantomsnake 10
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A true gentleman would not refuse this offer.
yerawizardlizzy 27
Seriously, 72?
ohsnapword 21
Could be a lot worse. She could have wanted a threesome with the best man.
Death546 25
Why would that be worse? Maybe it's just me but the idea of a threesome involving the person I love repulses me, regardless of if its a man or woman. I don't want to share, and I don't want to be shared.
whysobeachy 37
#21, I agree with you. People sometimes say that's selfish, but I really can't imagine sharing my man. And I don't want him to share me, either.
Sammeydw 22
Especially on your honeymoon. The honeymoon is meant to be a special time for TWO PEOPLE not 3+.
tomvertigo 17
Not really sure how that is worse. It doesn't matter, OP is uncomfortable with the idea of having a threesome, period.
flyingflies 36
Maybe she's bisexual, so wanting a woman to join in the fun could be as worse as the best man option in this situation.
0h_Boy 26
Think of it as her ensuring you officially, and properly, consummated the marriage
Stooby61 18
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How is this an FML?
hoosierholla 17
Because not everyone, not even every man, wants to have sex with someone else when they're in a relationship/married.
whysobeachy 37
The fact that men like these exist, makes me love humankind a little bit more.
gogo44444 28
Maybe he wanted to spend time with his wife and ONLY his wife
Korpz13 16
It is a test
sousaphonist 14
Could've been worse, she could've just straight-up cheated on you
Aiden89 23
*Admiral Ackbar* "It's a Trap"
MasterTron 24
Damn you beat me to the punch