Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML
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MatheusRajuidas 5
She probably will always see you as her little innocent daughter...
erikabt820 2
Clean your own room, your mum won't have to do it for you!
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Comments (340)
inlove72 11
The sad thing isn't that your mom yelled at you... It's that she still cleans your room at 24
Gaibo 1
The reason why the mom was shocked is because she's either Asian, Arab or Brown. Just saying.
SpaceRanger09 0
So get out of you're parents house you loser!
athenagirl21 0
Grow up and move out then!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Everyone saying OP should move out of his parents' house and that he's a loser for not doing so needs to get off their high horse and wake up. The economy sucks, no one can find work, and even if you're working two jobs you'll be lucky if you can pay rent let alone buy food, utilities, car payments, etc. Many people ages 24 (and some older) are still living at home because it's hard to make ends meet these days. Just because he's 24 and still living at home doesn't make him a loser. What I am wondering is, why did his mom clean his room? Unless it was really that dirty, in which case he deserves it for not cleaning up his own mess. Otherwise, FYL OP for having an invasive, irrational mother.
charmanderCHAR 5
Excuse me, but get off YOUR ******* high horse, sweetheart. I am 22, work one job, go to an extremely expensive school FULL TIME, pay for everything on my own, and can afford rent, groceries, etc. I can even afford to go out a little. Why? Because I can ******* MICROMANAGE MY MONEY. You think people are actually having it rough? Maybe. But I bet half the people that claim they are oh-so-poor are the ones going out getting new iPhones and clothes they don't need, video games that'll get dusty in a month, or buying booze to satisfy themselves. So shut the **** up, because I do just fine on one job.
inlove72 11
It's a her btw...
israelnotjacob 20
I didn't move out until I was 24 and I hardly bought any of that crap you're describing. Yeah almost anyone can find some place if they absolutely have to, but just because you decided to piss away every cent you had right out of high school just so you could have your own place doesn't mean it was actually smart. Sometimes in the long run it's better to swallow your pride and live at home a few extra years so you can actually get a little financial stability before you actually do move out.
tklone329 0
To lazy to read this bullshit
americananarchy 3
Why are you living with ur mom?
americananarchy 3
Submynuts: ur ******* stupid. Next to the posters name it says she's a girl.
kmld1014 0
Maybe you should move out.. I mean, you are 24 ?
lunaC 2
YDI for still living at home
bluewailer 4
Move out and you won't have that problem. You suck.