Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML
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MatheusRajuidas 5
She probably will always see you as her little innocent daughter...
erikabt820 2
Clean your own room, your mum won't have to do it for you!
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FrankHotpants 31
Maybe it's just me but I find it very much pathetic to be living with your mother and still have her clean your room at 24. Furthermore, what have you done with your life for the past 6 years thats still keeping you there and college is really not an excuse because thousands of people go to college every year so you're not the first to struggle with money. I suppose you still get an allowance too. Pathetic.
Nitrogenica 6
Nice judging someone you don't know. My mother cleans my brother's room without asking him all the time. It's what many mums do. OP doesn't necessarily "have" his mum do it. As for where he lives. Maybe he has an issue that makes it difficult for him to move out? Maybe he has legal stuff going on? Maybe he's between jobs? Maybe he HAS moved out for college and he's back visiting for the holidays? Where do you get off making all these assumptions?
FrankHotpants 31
Maybe maybe maybe, yes there are dozens of excuses you can make for where you have gotten so far in life but then again it is only my opinion, this is after all a comment forum yes? Also OP is a female.
knifeywifey 0
Your moms hilarious... Move out dude
holllla_fml 3
Most people are 21 or 22 after they complete a bachelor's degree, if OP is going on to get another degree or something they should probably do that after becoming financially stable and having their own place.
nickycarter 0
It's ok... There there....
failsammich 0
ydi. move out.
dansco 25
Serves you right for still living at home! You say you're 24 and in a relationship so move out!
reform2diosa 1
I myself am soon to be 25 but live with my parents too. It's normal in our local culture though, since our support is mutual between generations. I am more economically stable than my mother, and she is not too old to take care of herself, but I just can't get a "reason" to leave her "supervision", unless I work or study in another place (since I'm already in the most prosperous city of our country, I have nowhere to go except another country, which there will be less opportunity), or get married. But I don't have any long-term or short-term relationship at all!!! I never ask or even want my mother to do those daily maintenance for me, but still I can only seek privacy in the ranges she may forget to notice :( Ironically, I did have sex in a 4 months relationship, because I had to make myself feel "committed" to the relationship or I just hadn't enough courage to excuse myself out of home in my own leisure time! (They don't ban me but still I feel very uncomfortable to break their "assumption" and to report where I'm going) I met that guy at work, and later broke up with him because he kept telling me I was inferior to him as I "didn't have to live on my own". Then I remained single for years because I can't meet new people while trapped between home and work all the days! So... OP please look to the bright side that you have a long term relationship.
Nitrogenica 6
Refer to my reply to an above comment. Jeez, people are so judgemental here...
Nitrogenica 6
(oops, wrote 'he' instead of 'she' the whole time)
kateateyou 6
Holy jesus. Why does everyone repeat the same thing over and over again? 24 is not that old. Some parents would rather their kids stay for a couple more years, not the second they turn 18. You can set yourself up better financially. About OP's mum cleaning her room, so what? A lot of mothers just do it because they want to help, regardless of whether or not it's clean already.