Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML
Today, I found out my mom has literally spent all her savings sending money to some bullshit-peddling megachurch televangelist, who apparently told her that giving them money would ensure her future fortune. Tithings, my ass. FML
Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that "produce scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield." When I told her she got scammed, she denied it and yelled at me. Best part? She frequently lectures me about how I waste my money and spend irresponsibly. FML
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, after feeling lost and sad for a long time, in a last attempt to get some answers, I'd saved up and flew to see a very famous clairvoyant. For the whole session, all she talked about was how great and successful my brother is going to be. $250 down the drain. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, as per usual, my mother went to see her psychic, who told her that one of her children is harbouring a "dark secret". Now we're all grounded until one of us confesses our obviously non-existent secret. FML
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
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YaboyVinnie 21
So are you going to haunt her?
flockz 20
a wild Psycho Mother has appeared. ( key theme music) Psycho Mother uses Steal Money! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! (player starts bursting into tears) Psycho Mother quickly uses Ancient Soul Prophecies! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! Player is down to no health... WAIT!!! Player uses FML to describe his feelings! EVERY STAT MAXES OUT! Player uses Common Sense on Psycho Mother! Psycho Mother fled.
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YaboyVinnie 21
So are you going to haunt her?
dolphincheddar 10
Your mom has mental issues. Also apparently ancient souls reside in her cobwebbed uterus
NeonBlack 0
A wild Haunter appeared!
LolMoqz 10
Player has fled!
waswashere 0
I choose you, pikachu!!
LolMoqz 10
Haha, I was going to make a lame Soviet Russia joke about Pikachu choosing you.. but nah.
ladiesman219 4
#20 win ^.^
flockz 20
a wild Psycho Mother has appeared. ( key theme music) Psycho Mother uses Steal Money! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! (player starts bursting into tears) Psycho Mother quickly uses Ancient Soul Prophecies! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! Player is down to no health... WAIT!!! Player uses FML to describe his feelings! EVERY STAT MAXES OUT! Player uses Common Sense on Psycho Mother! Psycho Mother fled.
daysgoby902 6
she probably watched that show on the style channel last night.
ladiesman219 4
Crap I ment #21 a win ^.^, 20 that's retarted Ignore my first comemt about 20
ganksta_ikm 1
This happens to me all the time
CattyPurry 0
atleast your user name is "Teen With No Money" rather than "Teen Mom" right? /:
tatababe 1
Physics are crap you should never believe them
PrimeStarscream 30
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! A+
dolphincheddar 10
73. Sorry, you failed your FML exam, im going to have to bump you back a grade to runescape
DaRealMrMurphy 0
Shut up I am a ***** looking for a pussycat to fulfill my needs !!! I am in need of eat a rabid gorilla fetus! cheeze
AaronTkr 0
^ what...?
88yasha 7
How do you know there was a show on a style channel last night? Unless you watched it too....
thegreatbigwhite 2
Actually, physics is quite reliable. It's the psychics I find to be troublesome.
maddie2015 0
Your mom is smart....wait...no she's not, at all.
RainbowLuna 0
I would if my grandma did that
peasonearth 8
she went to the psychic or you went to the psychic?
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
Can you read?
ProudTexan117 0
Well it does say that it's their mom, but the wording about the money is weird. It says the mom took it out of savings. Jot that it wad op's savings. If it was the mom's money then op should just let their mom spend their money on stupid stuff and not worry about it. It's not op's money....unless it was a joint account, which I don't know why someone would have a joint acct with their parents....
zachherbert 10
actually while your still younger, your parents can get into your savings.
Ryanmatuszak 5
What does op mean
XAnNiHiLaTiOn 6
original poster
KiddNYC1O 22
Old pee
False_Stupidity 42
No, no .. OP means overproof ;)
toastyjustice 5
yes #2, the answer is yes.
ginormica 0
Go ask her for the lottery numbers!
Askzombie 14
tellz her i eatz her brainz
gan4sula 2
After reading this, i will consider a career in fortunate telling.
Volcano47 0
hi
emily14swim 0
thats not okay!
iJeremyTyler 0
Ask one of your ancient soul friends on the other side to borrow some.
_cassandra__fml 4
Alternatively, make a big show out of asking them to haunt your mother if she doesn't return the money.
abceasyas123abc 12
"Belief is the death of intelligence".. Read that recently and it just came to mind after reading this FML.
Thabb 0
Ancient souls don't need money.
hoodasswhitekid 0
this ancient soul now has no money, but you only had $350 in your savings? haha broke ass.
DoctorKyda 5
So basically, you're from Doctor Who...?
Jaxx66 21
I think that she'd have more money if so. Spiffy TARDIS perks.
swasticop 0
Doctor what?
ACM1991 9
You should put your money in a safe bud.
abceasyas123abc 12
What's a safe bud? Sounds exciting.
TheGianaJinx 0
OH OH, I know I know! I think it's a... Bud... That keeps things... Safe.
livlafluv100 2
probably a safe fund?
CryMoreFMLs 15
No... A safe bud is where you stash your marijuana stashes... Duh... Everyone knows that.
chrispasta 3
He means safe bug. This security bug that scurries over your stash of cash and chirps loudly whenever someone without your pheromone gets too near.