Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into an elevator with a really hunky guy. We exchanged polite greetings, then, for some reason, I tried to break the silence by saying, "Nice weather today, huh?" He nodded, but then I awkwardly continued, “Too bad we’re stuck in here.” He gave me a confused look as the doors opened right on cue. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I got into an elevator with a stranger. The silence was so awkward that I muttered, “Sometimes I pretend I’m on a reality show.” The stranger just stared at me until the doors opened. We work on the same floor. FML
Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
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Top comments
tido26 18
Being friendly does not mean someone is into you. Do you also assume a cashier, waiter/waitress, bar tender, anyone, is interested in you simply because they are polite?
Chazzster 32
One word - “Karma”
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Comments (13)
Chazzster 32
One word - “Karma”
tido26 18
Being friendly does not mean someone is into you. Do you also assume a cashier, waiter/waitress, bar tender, anyone, is interested in you simply because they are polite?
crazy_joe 15
I would say yes, she does.
Ubehage 32
"But I'm a woman, that means every single male wants me. They think of nothing else!" -OP, probably.
gooder137 14
I’m (apparently) quite flirty. I just think of myself as being friendly and polite. I’m happily married and would never cheat on my wife, so if I met OP, she’d probably think I’m into her when I’m just being friendly.
SamanthaThe1st 23
Was it Rivers Cuomo?
RichardPencil 32
Opening band -- pfft! You were right to shut down such a loser. If you rejected someone from the headlining band, that would be a real FML.
Crowned Sataness 12
how full of yourself are you, to think someone simply saying hello in passing was interested in you? knock yourself down a few pegs sweetheart, you're really not that special
orlow36 2
what this should say us, today I woke up and am still a stuck up ****.. fml
idragosani 17
Being nice to someone costs you nothing. He was just being friendly.
Ubehage 32
She didn't want the free option today
metroido 21
he said “how was your day” not “i want to have sex with you”
Anderling 33
I know I always assume that my mom asking me how my day was is a come-on, for sure. /s
Ubehage 32
LOL, you definitely deserved that! Self-entitled B