Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML
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MatheusRajuidas 5
She probably will always see you as her little innocent daughter...
erikabt820 2
Clean your own room, your mum won't have to do it for you!
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Comments (340)
cuttz911 3
Everyone saying that "there's nothing wrong with her living at home at 24." "You don't know her circumstances." "The economy is bad." and so on and so forth....That mentality, right there, is the reason I'm scared for our future generations. "It's not 1956." Well in 1956 when young adults did move out at 18 and get jobs and start families, that was the reason we had a strong economy. People worked for a living, instead of sitting in their mother's basements playing video games and bitching about how there mom went through their stuff, on websites like this. Get off the ******* couch, get a ******* job! You do what you have to, to live the kind of life you want. If you sit at home and complain about how the economy sucks and that's why you're in the position you're in, then you deserve that position in life. Don't blame society for your misfortunes....You control your own life and no one else.
monnanon 14
Get your head out of your ass, do you realise how many people have been made redundant?, can no longer afford things because inflation goes up but wages do not. Not to mention things that can happen all the time like illnesses, death of a spouse/partner, childcare failing. I realise there are people who sit on their backside and blame the world for their troubles but there is a hell of a lot of people who have fallen foul of a bad ecconomy, Just be glad it hasn't touched you yet.
nicxx 5
Honestly, it's completely fine to live with your parents at your age. My problem is that your mom cleans your room.
NarlesSheep 0
Isnt it even worse that you still live with your mom?
ohemg87 0
Well, why the hell are you still living at home, in a long term relationship letting your MOM clean your room.............you deserve it!
TmoneyD23 0
You're 24 and still live with your mom, that's your problem...
chopolopo123 4
I'd tap that.
reebokkid123 14
Ok 1: OP, move out. If you're 24 and still living with your mom and she's still cleaning your room, then there's obviously something wrong with that picture. 2: I think it's just plain disrespectful to do it at your mom's house honestly. In my opinion, it's better to have your own place to do these things at. Before everyone thumbs down, let's keep in mind OP is 24. He should have his own house in the first place. 3: if by any chance you just had condoms in your room, then find a better hiding spot. Somewhere where your mom won't look since you do have a privacy invading mother. 4:I'm just sayin'......
bizarre_ftw 22
So she's clearly in her right mind. If you live with her, YDI. If not, have her committed
Michael_Rayne 0
Why is your mother cleaning your room anyway?
soupninja543 0
seriously y r u still with ur mom i say move out and live with ur so called "long term relationship" partner