Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into my car to remember that I left dead fish and waxworms in my car from fishing at the lake yesterday. We unloaded everything but those two stinky things. It was 90 degrees today too. FML
Today, I cleaned out my filthy car. I found an odd, unlabeled tin under the seat, and opened it out of curiosity. It sprayed stinking juice everywhere and filled the house with a horrifying smell. It was Surströmming, half rotten fish, that someone must have stuck in as a prank. FML
Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's been a death in the family, then abruptly hangs up. I speed home, to find my mother holding the tiny corpse of a fish that she got 2 weeks ago. I got fired for being late to work. FML
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
Today, my dad and I went fishing. We both got a bite, but when we went to reel it in, both our hooks were in the catfish's mouth. He pushed me in the mud and took my hook out its mouth so he could say he caught it. FML
Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML
Today, my dad and brother found a Christmas present that they'd "forgotten" to give me. Expecting a joke, I apprehensively opened it. But I still wasn't prepared to unwrap the neck of the Christmas turkey. It had been rotting in the living room for 2 days. The smell was indescribable. FML
Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML
Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML
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Top comments
Clover2009 0
I always kinda laugh at people who say "YDI for being ungrateful!" ... Because you would be SO TOTALLY THANKFUL YOURSELF if your dad left a food that you don't like in your car, making it stink. Get the **** over yourselves.
Chibbbles 0
How can you hate fish. it's Yummy. and smells like Vaginas ;D JAYKAY. but seriously. fish is good...
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sexyscooter 0
that sucks
DearLar 0
nom nom
legonut4 0
smack your dad with the fish
sourgirl101 29
Well some one is thinking out side of the box. That's a great question! Sushi is yummy.
sourgirl101 29
Why is this up here? This comment was for #4 which seems to vanish on and off.
PiinkCupcake 0
Sushiiiii <3
acccccccc 1
39! i know that happened to me twice yesterday then someone pmsed at me! it kinda hurt my feelings D':
flyersfan365 0
that doesn't suck you suck at making first comments!
KaarmaaBiitchzz 0
giiigiiityyy.... giiigiityyyy... giigigiigigiigigigigigigigigigigigigigii-GIGITY!!!! dont know why I have quag mire jaws in mind... but I had to share it FML's people!!
Chibbbles 0
How can you hate fish. it's Yummy. and smells like Vaginas ;D JAYKAY. but seriously. fish is good...
Mclovin_95 0
haha smells like vaginas?wtf all random..lol
kiwimartini 0
eww...wtf
acccccccc 1
playa!!!
rocky21 0
idk wat vaginas u smelt
smokergirl420 0
LOL I LIKE PENISES
PixiiLuv 0
why would he put it in your car??
cars819 0
hey. he was kind enough to give u something nice to eat. deal with it
ancientfrog 5
She'd better be a lover of fish.
joanjett 0
I just modded this one
STr8_CaLi_d0p3 4
Thanks for telling us that
SuperFlyDinosaur 0
dad's and thier suprises :D haha fyl.
Juneyah1017 9
awww! your such a meanie! it's not his fault you didn't come out as a boy. Stick to Hannah Montanna you ungrateful hochie lol - also it is his fault he didn't get a boy lol :)
Mclovin_95 0
Fish is good :P
Juneyah1017 9
I bet you "Metal Fish" would have loved it. his friends call him fishy and nemo. username "Metal Fish" lol