Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML
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MatheusRajuidas 5
She probably will always see you as her little innocent daughter...
erikabt820 2
Clean your own room, your mum won't have to do it for you!
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Comments (340)
lalaney 14
I'm American, but I keep feeling compelled to berate other dumb Americans for their cultural ignorance. In many, many civilized countries in the world, it is perfectly normal to live with your parents in your twenties, oftentimes until you get married. It happens all over the world and is not seen as pathetic in the least. Perhaps because they have a stronger sense of family, or maybe just because they've more smartly planned ahead. Many 20 year olds move out in America, find they can't make it, then move back home.
PippiMarie 6
Why is your mom cleaning your room and not you and or your partner?
aik 14
You're 24 why is your mother cleaning your room?
KayleeFrye 39
I get the whole "living with your parents" thing. It's a great way to save money until you can afford to move out. Ignore everyone saying you're too old to live at home. But you are WAY too old for your mom to be cleaning your room!
mylifesF 15
She must want grandkids
KatLyons14 4
Here's a novel idea... Move out and learn to support yourself! Seriously though. At the very least your mom should not still be cleaning your room.
kashers 11
Okay mom, I'll have sex without them.
dickgamestrong 9
So you're 24, have time to buy condoms, have time to ****, but don't have time to clean your own room? YDI.