Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML
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MatheusRajuidas 5
She probably will always see you as her little innocent daughter...
erikabt820 2
Clean your own room, your mum won't have to do it for you!
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Comments (340)
monak97 2
Maybe its time for you to move out.
CrazyCountryGirl 5
Maybe you should....NOT live with your mom?!?!?!?! Grow up!
froggeh 4
YDI for being 24 and at home and having your mom clean your room
pbcups35 0
Why do you still live with your parents if your 24? And can't you clean your own room by now?!
pbcups35 0
First of all, why are you still living with your parents when you 24? Second of all, why is your mom still cleaning your room when your 24?
NICKandCARLY 0
What the hell are you doin livin with your parents
RaizerBerry 3
Maybe you shouldn't be living with your mom, did you think about that, mr. "long-term relationship." YDI
oNisao 21
My sister is 24,she still lives with us , because of college and she basically had to repeat high school at age 18. Why? U.s didn't approve of her education that she took when we were in Sri Lanka. My mother still yells at her when she go out and disagree with her dating. F op's life if she's in situation like this. Hmm.. Wonder if my sis posted this.lol.
Lambs2_5 2
why do you still live at home?
crystalxa 35
It is definitley time to move out! If your mother is a little overbearing about seeing your condoms, hopefully she doesn't walk in on you to having sex!