Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML
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MatheusRajuidas 5
She probably will always see you as her little innocent daughter...
erikabt820 2
Clean your own room, your mum won't have to do it for you!
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Comments (340)
badactor009 0
Okay, 24 years old, living at home and Mom cleans your room? Do they sell tickets to this ride? Time for you and the long term relationship to grow up, move out and play house on your own. You can put your condoms in a bowl in every room, if you like.
penguin182 18
Why are you still living with your mom?!
Jazzalyn 10
Oh for ****'s sake...it's like you guys are making OP sound like some really bad person because she's living at home...like it's some kind of crime for her to be living with her parents. Who cares if she's 24? Who cares if she's in a long-term relationship? Maybe there are REASONS she hasn't been able to move out yet. I know someone who lives at home and they're turning 26 this year. Someone else I know was probably around 25-26 when they moved out. My best friend is engaged and she's still living at home. Stop judging people when you don't know the situation.
GrahammaharG 0
Why do you live with your parents?
Monsterchevy 0
i doubt she had her mom clean her room for her and why is everyone being a dick. its hard to find a decent job even with a degree. so before yall start bashing on someone why dont you try to understand what theyre going through. you dont know her life story so stop talking shit
CrazyManNo9 29
Might not be allowed to get a lock for the door when paying rent? OMG... Move the hell out then. Crap.
Smartpants 0
I wonder if she is a practicing catholic!
shifley 2
Get your own place.
cylus13 9
She's not mad that you are having sex. She is mad that you are not giving her grand babys. Lol. At lest that is what I'm always hearing.
Invierno 10
OP's mom may have gone into OP's room without her daughter's consent with the pretense of "cleaning" in order to snoop on her daughter. My mom does this and it's really irritating. I'm 22 and moved back home after college to help them with the mortage after my dad got laid off. I clean my own room and I like it that way. My mom just likes to snoop. >.