Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
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Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
Well, cats can be quite sensitive. You don't want him to feel unloved, do you?
Dancer3626 11
Jeez. Harsh mom.
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Comments (74)
Bevspeaks 11
Well, did you explain to your mom that cats seem to have an "raise ass now" button that is only activated when being pet, and you didn't feel like seeing your cat's ass in your face?
Sandia_09 7
You should apologize to the cat, not for ignoring it... but for having to live with your crazy mother.
shutupmichaela 18
wow Swedish names can be so hard to read
aeonsoul 12
Yo, yo mama a cat lady :)
xFaust_fml 12
Relax OP. She was trying to prevent any feline retaliation. Be grateful, your mom probably saved your ass from a lifetime of pain an humiliation.
Smoldering 15
We felines have mastered the art of revenge and retaliation, so you have a very good point.
0h_Boy 26
Next time, listen to your mother and pet the pussy
desoura737 8
Your mom is a little bit on the crazy side...
TheDoctor10 28
What is with people who treat their pets better than their kids? These seem to be popping up a lot recently.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
I would totally do the same thing. It's just rude.
skyeyez9 25
My dog rears up on her hind legs and stares at me like an oversized prairie dog when she wants me to pet her.