Today, my wedding day was ruined by my fiancé’s psychotic ex. It started out with the venue and my dress getting pelted by paintballs and one of her friends riding an ATV around, running over my fiancé. He's currently in the hospital with broken ribs and a concussion. $42,000 down the drain. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our wedding was ruined. My fiancée detests children due to traumatic childhood abuse, so our wedding was adults only. Two families showed up with children known to always misbehave. The stress pushed my fiancée into a minor heart attack, she’s now in hospital and the wedding didn’t happen. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, my psycho ex broke into my fiancée's apartment and cut up her expensive wedding dress. The nutjob is in jail now, but it doesn't seem like the wedding will be happening any time soon. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married to the love of my life. My ex-wife ended up crashing my wedding and created drama. My now-ex-fiancée decided she wants nothing to do with me anymore, and that, "if she wanted baggage, she’d go to an airport.” She walked out of the wedding and blocked my number. FML
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
Today, my now ex-fiancé walked out on me on our wedding day. He decided his best female friend, whom he constantly told me not to worry about while we were together, is his "soulmate." Both of them ran away together to god knows where, while I stood there humiliated in front of our family and friends. FML
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cuz803 46
VEHICULAR ASSAULT! SUE THE PANTS OFF THEM!!!
MidnaLink 35
And now it'll end in a courtroom with you getting back the cost of the dress, the wedding venue and all that it had, plus a hospital bill and hopefully her in a psych ward.
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Comments (8)
Chazzster 32
Press charges.
cuz803 46
VEHICULAR ASSAULT! SUE THE PANTS OFF THEM!!!
Jessica Carey 11
I would've gone with attempted murder
MidnaLink 35
And now it'll end in a courtroom with you getting back the cost of the dress, the wedding venue and all that it had, plus a hospital bill and hopefully her in a psych ward.
whatshername?! 39
Serious question: Why would you spend so much money on a wedding? This is of course no reason for some ex to ruin it, but I never understood why this one day has to be so expensive.
ass 11
Some folks like to spend extra to make their wedding day extra special. I don't understand it either but it makes people happy
spinningrecords 14
They believe the more you spend, the longer it will last. They are extra in love.
RichardPencil 32
Did that prevent you from getting married? If so, you figuratively dodged a bullet, but you did not successfully dodge bullets, literally.
ass 11
Once you're done pressing charges and shipping this person off to jail for vehicular assault, and your new husband heals, his ex should go ahead and pay for your do-over wedding. Also, congrats on your new marriage!
poopface82 25
Please tell me someone got this on video.
mcsmee 8
That story alone is worth $42,000.