Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
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Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
Well, cats can be quite sensitive. You don't want him to feel unloved, do you?
Dancer3626 11
Jeez. Harsh mom.
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Comments (74)
Tiffanywastaken 16
just imagine how she'll react when the cat dies, if she's that attached to it. I hope you're through college OP because your fund will go to a shiny kitty coffin.
superman3212 8
every pussy needs attention. no joke
thatnucca 36
At least you know how your life would be if you decide to go the crazy cat lady route...
Wizzlbang 10
YDI for not petting the cat who sat in your lap
Rolo1 9
Haha!
skullofdarkness 18
That time of month already?
nikhilmanuel 10
Hmmm....it's probably her time of the month.
outoftown 27
This is where you gently chastise your mother with a finger over your lips and a whispered "Shhhh... he's sleeping."
olpally 33
Cats controlling everyone... Haha wow. Your moms kind of a psycho bitch.
DividableByZero 11
Cats are kind of assholes, too. Dog person 4 lyfe