Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
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Nyx_fml 23
Well, cats can be quite sensitive. You don't want him to feel unloved, do you?
Dancer3626 11
Jeez. Harsh mom.
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Comments (74)
meegal 12
Dogs are the superior pet. Forget cats, dogs are better.
annoyedweirdo 9
Lmfao my dad does that when I don't pet my dog but she is spoiled plus my dad just tells me to pet her not yells
incoherentrmblr 22
Crazy cat lady indeed...
Fernando83 19
I hope you grabbed that cat and threw it out the door. she won't be sitting in your lap after that.
alkolaali 7
Your mom need to get laid ASAP
cookie1207 19
You should always pet your pussy!!!
joshuarowe88 5
Two words: Cat people
cmb8280 24
My dad yells and yells at me for not petting the dogs when they walk by. So ******* strange...
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Is your mom married to the cat?
allisadawn91 8
I would have stood my ground. And tell her that if she kept screaming at me, next time I won't just not pet the cat. I will hit it.