Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I was watching TV on the couch. My mom then kicked me off so she could lie down. Exhausted, I asked if I could sit at the end. She said no. A minute later she called the dog to come sit with her. As I was sitting on the ground, my mom told me to move because, "the dog can't see the TV." FML
Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, an old friend of my mom's yelled at me for "ignoring" her. I wasn't responding because she was getting my name wrong, so I assumed she was referring to someone else. FML
Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
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MrSassypants 34
Atleast she didn't call the dog a bitch and got it confused with you.
caseyxoxo 0
Haha my mom does that all the time
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caseyxoxo 0
Haha my mom does that all the time
andrew245 0
ballsack!
stephanie0613 0
Hahah that suckks, but it's funny. YDI for not answering your mom ! haha
roeallen 11
that really sucks, how does C.S even allow that to happen? I'm sure they read the checks. Maybe they send them for laughs.
roeallen 11
oops wrong fml :s *facepalm*
sheribb 5
ouch!!
emilyrules41 0
lol my mom call my bro Daniel,Baron after are dead dog
zerobahamut03 2
So does mine. With my siblings though not the dog Lol.
StaticSky 2
my mom does that too
Icyyy 0
Same here xD She calls me my dogs name and then my bro's and then mine. My dad does the same thing except with my mom's name too.
omggtfomi 1
My mom does that too. It's really comical at times :•]
omggtfomi 1
I've acutely done it a few times too lol
iCake 13
I live with 3 brothers and a dog. My parents can't get our names right
magnetic_aura 26
Growing up we had three dogs, I also have an older sister, my mom would cycle through all their names (sometimes more than once) before calling me by my own name. :P
MrSassypants 34
Atleast she didn't call the dog a bitch and got it confused with you.
purple_zebras_ 0
haha did she use a newspaper to swat you on the head? lmao
Avenger_fml 0
haha my mom does that with me and my sister but not my dog hahahah
christeph_fml 3
for me too LOL, she actually calls out all her children's name before getting mine right..
AlyWallyy 0
lmao #3 is right but it happens to me my mom says "lilah" and I'm just like.. :P
77taylah33 0
hahah lol that happens to me allll the time !!! then she is like it's not good to ignorne me and I'm like WTF?!?
kristineszLIFE 0
Mayybe she was drunk
Pacheco_O 0
aha(x what race are you?
Draeven_fml 0
not her fault shes forgetful
voodoopandaa 0
Thats why you call your dog whiskers or something :3
voodoopandaa 0
Unless OP has whiskers? :)
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Wouldn't necessarily help. My mother has a cat called Smudge but that doesn't stop her from accidentally calling me by his name.
redbluegreen 41
Well, stop being a little bitch then!
FFML_314 12
HAHA! I love you when you're angry.
BBYTigger 0
that's a little harsh and uncalled for don't u think
BBYTigger 0
that's a little harsh an uncalled for don't u think
perdix 31
I love it when you make her angry just because you love it when she's angry. Keep trying to piss her off and I'll just sit back and watch. I'll bring a camcorder if you like -- I have one I can operate with my free hand.
nycy 0
If someone else had typed that you would have jumped down their throat. That was to FFML
melissamoshh 0
I'm pretty sure she was making a joke. Like bitch=female dog.
redbluegreen 41
Perdix, this isn't about to become a porno. Yes, it was a joke. I thought it was quite obvious, but I guess I was wrong.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Damn! My hopes of borrowing the tape later just eFAPorated :(
FFML_314 12
Haha! I wouldn't have jumped down their throat. I would have laughed, because it's funny. I also know her and know she's joking. Perdix, Red is right. This isn't about to become a porno. Although, we can video tape it and send it to Trollz. I hear Giraffes will watch just about anything.
DLTsandwich 5
Yeah, I've accidentally called one of my brothers by my dog's name. A few times. Her name is Piper...
kittycat1597 10
My cats name is piper! :D
molil_4810 0
it's not a big deal it happens to me all the time…
BBYTigger 0
yeah same me and my sister are either know as jas teg or teg jas
Sniper3000 0
it is a big deal when u get swat over ur head