Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four years ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, my mother-in-law had a bitch fit because I had a miscarriage and my husband and I are having a difficult time. It’s her birthday and she said I should, “stop being an attention-hogging drama queen” and that, “shit happens, get over it” She doesn’t see what's wrong with her statements. FML
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
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Top comments
SarcasticShade 16
Your mom seems to be an attention seeking drama queen who needs to be told to get ahold of herself and a slap in the face. I have a sister like that. I know.
saphy222 17
That is totally not your fault OP, I guess your mum is the attention seeker
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Comments (58)
SarcasticShade 16
Your mom seems to be an attention seeking drama queen who needs to be told to get ahold of herself and a slap in the face. I have a sister like that. I know.
saphy222 17
That is totally not your fault OP, I guess your mum is the attention seeker
oathkeeper99 31
Sorry for your loss. Maybe you can have a joint wake and birthday party?
oathkeeper99 31
That was a joke by the way.
meli1195 31
not a very good joke if you have to clarify it was a joke
irisr_fml 24
Why would you even react to someone saying your cat decided to die?
poopnpoop 19
What a catastrophe!
SarcasticShade 16
Too soon ?
Fierce_Cat_ 15
No, it's not too soon. Just over used.
derp_taco 22
Poor kitty. BTW OP your mom is an attention seeking asshat
Liamj774 36
She really needs to take it down a notch. I really hope shes kitten you
GOtllt 17
Why'd you make the cat die on her birthday? FYL for you mom. *sarcasm*
WitEluded 13
Wouldn't that make your cat the attention seeker? PS sorry for your loss!
PenguinBitch 44
Maybe that's her way of coping with the loss, that or she's a bitch.
engineerosaurus 26
I'm going to go with, she's a bitch.