Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
TGIkaty
United States
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
DaoOfPow
Danbury, United States
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
tara, sadly
Motherly love
Today, I overheard my mother saying that if murder were legal, there would be absolutely no chance that I wouldn’t have been killed as a baby. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Anonymous
Ormskirk, United Kingdom
Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
I’d rather be homeless
Domestic
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mother, during which she told me she wished she’d thrown herself down the stairs the minute she discovered she was pregnant. I told her, “There's the stairs, help yourself!” She called the police and told them I threatened to push her down the stairs. FML
Bruce
Chill out
Today, I had to warn my wife not to kill her insane mother. I was serious. FML
That 30s Show
Chicago, United States
But mah granbabies!
Today, my mother was guilting my wife and I for freezing embryos as a delay tactic to deny her grandchildren. Fed up, I told her, "Why don't you throw in a 'You'll miss me when I'm dead' to finish this guilt trip?" Now, she's crying and my father wants to murder me. FML
Coffee Boy
Chesterfield, United States
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
mommy_issues
United States
Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML
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Varieus 30
Isaac, is that you?
sp00derman 23
if she offers you to join her on a mountain to make a sacrifice, don't join her!
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Comments (75)
Hellishowl 17
Abraham approves, Isaac does not
shinxanta 21
Isaac, and his mother, lived alone in a small house on a hill....
amsterdamgirl 20
tread lightly and/or get asylum
militarybrat 21
Time to never see her again. How would you ever know she wouldnt kill you until its happening or already happened? Shes crazy.
22IrishGirl22 16
Doesn't seem like something that highly religious people would do… At least they shouldn't.... I feel like it would be against their religion.... Thou shalt not kill.... Something like that.
HawaiiThad 14
Organized religion, Christianity in particular, is so stupid. People should just give it up already.
hpandher 16
Are you Carrie White??
LordVaper 14
Let me guess, Christian?
capnjacksparrow 7
Leave. Thats not your mother no more. Run. Go.
MrLonelyHertz 23
Get out! Get out while you still can! 80
Shay_Shay97 23
Hmmm... That's comforting. Sleep well tonight.