Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
TGIkaty
United States
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
DaoOfPow
Danbury, United States
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
tara, sadly
Motherly love
Today, I overheard my mother saying that if murder were legal, there would be absolutely no chance that I wouldn’t have been killed as a baby. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Anonymous
Ormskirk, United Kingdom
Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
I’d rather be homeless
Domestic
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mother, during which she told me she wished she’d thrown herself down the stairs the minute she discovered she was pregnant. I told her, “There's the stairs, help yourself!” She called the police and told them I threatened to push her down the stairs. FML
Bruce
Chill out
Today, I had to warn my wife not to kill her insane mother. I was serious. FML
That 30s Show
Chicago, United States
But mah granbabies!
Today, my mother was guilting my wife and I for freezing embryos as a delay tactic to deny her grandchildren. Fed up, I told her, "Why don't you throw in a 'You'll miss me when I'm dead' to finish this guilt trip?" Now, she's crying and my father wants to murder me. FML
Coffee Boy
Chesterfield, United States
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
mommy_issues
United States
Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML
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Varieus 30
Isaac, is that you?
sp00derman 23
if she offers you to join her on a mountain to make a sacrifice, don't join her!
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
Is your mother Andrea Yates?
GeeThatSucks 9
hahaha The one time God speaks and he just says "kill your son, I'm not huge on him."
pooniels 5
Okay, let's be realistic and mention the fact that 4.2 billion people agree your god is not real. Are you really gonna listen to the a homicidal thought that pops into your head? People that hear voices in their head are either hallucinating or have mental health problems. People that kill when they hear a voice suggest it are psychotic and should be locked up.
Danne696 14
I hope you realize that the argument "many people think this way therefore it's right" is called the Bandwagon fallacy and is not a valid argument.
thylordandsavior 9
That statistic isn't accurate
Vanderdale 14
It isn't an accurate statistic, because it would actually be more, around 4.7 billion. Christians and Jews, who worship the same god, make up a little over 2.2 billion people, leaving 4.7 billion who do not believe in your specific brand of god. If you want to include adherants of Islam as worshipping the same God (and there's pretty fierce argument over that) then this adds up to 3.8 billion, leaving 3.1 billion people who don't worship this particular version of god. And this doesn't even go into the various denominations of Christianity. I think pooniel's point is this; statistically speaking is it more likely that god is speaking directly through you to tell you to murder your child, or that you have a mental illness? I know what my bet is on.
KryssLB 14
How does the question of how many people do or do not believe in something have any bearing on whether or not something actually is real? And by "real" I mean a verifiable fact. There are people out there who (at least seem to) sincerely believe that the Holocaust never happened, despite mountains of evidence that it did. How many Holocaust-deniers are out there has no bearing on the fact of the Holocaust itself. For the record, OP, whether or not you yourself (or your mother, or anyone else) believe in God, the fact remains that your mother has confirmed that she would happily murder you in cold blood should a specific condition occur. Whether that condition is "God tells me to" or "the voice in my head I think is God tells me to," the end result is that she tries to murder you. So I really, really think you should call her doctor immediately. Make an appointment to see them, explain what she told you, and ask them to do a psychiatric assessment on her. You may also want to move out as soon as you can. Also, get the number for your local women's shelter if you're female, or call the Kid's Help Phone if you're a minor. FYL, OP. :/
InfiniteSunshine 32
This is so disturbing. I'd be pretty terrified after hearing that, especially if I lived with her, a strong belief like that can make people do horrible things. She either needs to see a psychiatrist, or you need to just not associate with her. If it were me, I'd cut her off totally if she didn't seek help, you can't basically threaten my life and expect me to act like everything is ok.
Summaria 10
Ask her if she knows the sixth commandment. If she doesn't recall it she can just read the Bible again. (Exodus 20 should do it)
TAntobella 14
Is it the part when god kills 42 children for having mocked a bold man he liked? Or is it the part that condones incest? Or the part that approves slavery? Or maybe is it one of the many misogynistic parts you are referring to? Have YOU actually ever read the bible?
NNOTCHO 23
Run
jelrid 30
Which God does she worship?
fakedsincerity 32
Does it matter? It's ****** up no matter which God it is.
kelzo33 7
Ahura Mazda
SecundusSecunda 27
Heretic scum, OP! How dare you be a nonbeliever!? You will die a dissident's death!
Halfass 8
Abramhom.
sammiaaron 16
what the ****