Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
TGIkaty
United States
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
DaoOfPow
Danbury, United States
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
tara, sadly
Motherly love
Today, I overheard my mother saying that if murder were legal, there would be absolutely no chance that I wouldn’t have been killed as a baby. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Anonymous
Ormskirk, United Kingdom
Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
I’d rather be homeless
Domestic
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mother, during which she told me she wished she’d thrown herself down the stairs the minute she discovered she was pregnant. I told her, “There's the stairs, help yourself!” She called the police and told them I threatened to push her down the stairs. FML
Bruce
Chill out
Today, I had to warn my wife not to kill her insane mother. I was serious. FML
That 30s Show
Chicago, United States
But mah granbabies!
Today, my mother was guilting my wife and I for freezing embryos as a delay tactic to deny her grandchildren. Fed up, I told her, "Why don't you throw in a 'You'll miss me when I'm dead' to finish this guilt trip?" Now, she's crying and my father wants to murder me. FML
Coffee Boy
Chesterfield, United States
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
mommy_issues
United States
Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML
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Varieus 30
Isaac, is that you?
sp00derman 23
if she offers you to join her on a mountain to make a sacrifice, don't join her!
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Comments (75)
Tomryan279 10
That's when you pull out a knife and say God told me to kill you please don't come back and haunt me.
writerchic85 26
Is your sister named Carrie by any chance?
Sparklypink714 9
get the hell away from her
MasterTron 24
Well fortunately that will never happen
Guy1009 15
Has she been playing The Binding of Issac?
DeadxManxWalking 27
"religion"
CandyApple88 13
Tell her that one of God's rules is "thou shalt not murder" If she argues against that, have the men in the white coats who drive a white van come pick her up and take her away.
interesting33 37
I would suggest maybe recording a similar conversation so you can submit it as extra evidence if you ever feel she needs to be committed. Take care OP, it is awful you have been put in this situation
Coffeemarc 6
That is a serious threat. You should tell a family friend and not FML.
Razor011 12
Commandment #6: "You shall not murder." I'm not really sure he would ask her to do that...
fyvaprold 11
That only meant: you don't go randomly kill people. Killing for some F-ed-up reason was totally OK.
MrLonelyHertz 23
Isn't it, "Thou shalt not commit murder"?
proudspanishgirl 10
**** man that is scary