Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother-in-law constantly threatens to commit suicide, unless my husband pays her bills. He told me I don’t care about his happiness because I told him he can’t keep giving in to her guilt trips. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Today, I found out that in the past, my mother has paid or outright threatened my girlfriends into breaking up with me, because they were, "unsuitable trash not fit to be the mothers of my future grand babies." This explains why I’m 47 and have never married or had children. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML
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rieebee 23
Just smile at her. It will probably piss her off more than anything you say, and can't be used against you in a "do you know what he said to me" sort of way.
reggie_k_dwight 16
That'll make for interesting conversation at Christmas dinner… FYL OP
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reggie_k_dwight 16
That'll make for interesting conversation at Christmas dinner… FYL OP
spignona84 11
Seems like classic mother in law issues. Always seem to be issues
greeneyebeauty9 28
There's almost always issues when it comes to monster-in-laws.
XxDevilxXGt 26
just remember poison is the most common choice for a female murderer. Get yourself a food and drink taster. :D
fortune789 17
A friend of mine's father in law told him he wasn't wealthy enough for his daughter. The dude is a real estate agent and makes millions a year. Parents can never have too high of standards for their children.
incoherentrmblr 22
More like Monster in law.
Trin_Tran 26
I would be very cautious around her and try not to be alone with her at all times ....
colby6666 43
Did you know that the letters in Mother-In-Law can be rearranged to spell Woman Hitler?
Adam5858 17
Did you know the letters in Woman hitler can be rearranged to create Mother-in-Law?.Mind Blown
rocker_chick105 31
If I had a dime for every time I've heard or seen that, I'd be wealthy enough for OP's mother-in-law.
rieebee 23
Just smile at her. It will probably piss her off more than anything you say, and can't be used against you in a "do you know what he said to me" sort of way.
zandalee 20
I agree totally. She is probably just after attention and a reaction from you OP. Don't give her the satisfaction. Laugh at her.
RedPillSucks 33
But make sure to let the wife know, just in case
andrekrivo 20
Tell her that you have fantasies about suicide and look how far you can take it.
Ian7890 23
that would just make it better for his mother in law
andrekrivo 20
It's either you call her bluff and she stops or record it and have a restraining order made ya know...
whatever202 11
As long as she keeps you updated...
Nickb55 16
I'm sure what your wife sees in you is priceless compared to any kind of wealth you will ever get, OP. Some people cannot understand concepts similar to this.
drumguy218 11
nice dog
ChristianH39 30
Took the words out of my mouth 41. As long as OPs wife is happy then his monster in law has no reason to hate him.
wondercat40 28
Run. Run and never look back.
ZonedOut4 1
heres what you tell her "Much Success to you, even if you wish me the opposite" -Nas
doggiewoggie 13
Don't let it get you down OP. At the end of the day, your partner chose you, but you can't choose family. She's probably just threatened by you:)
klorehore 24
I feel sorry for her for believing someone's life is ruined for not being "wealthy". Tell her you make her wealthy by giving her a lot of good memories to treasure for the rest of her life.