Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
TGIkaty
United States
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
DaoOfPow
Danbury, United States
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
tara, sadly
Motherly love
Today, I overheard my mother saying that if murder were legal, there would be absolutely no chance that I wouldn’t have been killed as a baby. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Anonymous
Ormskirk, United Kingdom
Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
I’d rather be homeless
Domestic
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mother, during which she told me she wished she’d thrown herself down the stairs the minute she discovered she was pregnant. I told her, “There's the stairs, help yourself!” She called the police and told them I threatened to push her down the stairs. FML
Bruce
Chill out
Today, I had to warn my wife not to kill her insane mother. I was serious. FML
That 30s Show
Chicago, United States
But mah granbabies!
Today, my mother was guilting my wife and I for freezing embryos as a delay tactic to deny her grandchildren. Fed up, I told her, "Why don't you throw in a 'You'll miss me when I'm dead' to finish this guilt trip?" Now, she's crying and my father wants to murder me. FML
Coffee Boy
Chesterfield, United States
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
mommy_issues
United States
Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML
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Varieus 30
Isaac, is that you?
sp00derman 23
if she offers you to join her on a mountain to make a sacrifice, don't join her!
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Comments (75)
Grisha_fml 18
let's hope she's not Muslim, or else she probably will kill you soon. the moon god of Islam said in the Quran that Muslims are required to kill everyone who is not a Muslim and who refuses to convert.
zombrie20 5
She's crazy we don't even know if there's a God or even whats out there after we die
RAWRsauce619 5
tell her god is instructing you to tell her to make you waffles. oh and also to give you the car and some money. that should reset the crazy button for a while
Mpii 11
I desperately NEED to know what lead to this topic!
aabhasj 20
This actually made me speechless. Your mom seems to be highly brain-washed with unethical melodrama. God would never ask to kill anyone. Try to educate her if u can.
MrLonelyHertz 23
Yeah.... Pretty sure God asked Abraham to kill his son Issac, but that's just me talking. Either way, You can consider YOURSELF educated. You're welcome.
wolf12king 12
Good thing this ain't rebirth.
Dictionaryspeaks 18
And you the same for her (:
Sweet_Melody 15
Since one of the ten commandments is "Thou shall not kill." That would be quite hypocritical for God to tell her to kill her own daughter.
Sweet_Melody 15
Sorry, it was 2 AM. So I was really tired when I wrote that.
Sweet_Melody 15
I don't see where the OP says they are a guy or girl. So they could be a girl. Anyway, it was just a tiny mistake.
TAntobella 14
Ever heard of the story of Abraham and Isaac?
Marteen75 1
Depends on who her God is!
Keiraquarium 12
The amount of comments saying things like 'God would never ask you to kill someone' is hilarious. Go and read the bible.