Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
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Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
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Thanks for the support!
Today, I told my mom that I struggle with depression. She then told me that she thinks that I always seem to suck the life out of a room. FML
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reklawelyk 15
Get her some help if she's serious
theTravinator 21
That's one poor excuse of a mother.
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reklawelyk 15
Get her some help if she's serious
funsizedliz 16
"Her life sucks.."
theTravinator 21
That's one poor excuse of a mother.
lexiieeex3 32
Eh, my mom usually says stuff like that as a joke or out of exasperation. I doubt she truly meant it to hurt OP but if she did then yes, that's one bad mom.
Mauskau 36
My mum often tells me how she wish she didn't have me, how I ruined her life, etc. I just ignore her now because she'll say something different every time. I'm the youngest and I was planned so it's not like I was a surprise. It does kinda hurt though.
kaitlynjane 28
I'm sorry that she says those things to you. That is awful, especially coming from a mother, imo. Even if they truly felt that way - which is horrible enough - there are just some things that people need to keep to themselves.
devildog562 33
Tell her to get good life insurance before .
sweetbliss3 37
could be wrong, but I don't think insurance pays if it was a suicide.
JustinJK 21
That's a common myth. Life insurance usually does cover suicide, but most have a time period of a few years. if you kill yourself within like 2 or 3 years it's void. if you've had the policy for a few years it usually extends to suicide.
tiggerlover100 27
I really hope she was kidding, if not you should talk to her about getting help.
PancakeSlap 23
Would it even make it better if it was a joke?
LunaRebirth 7
#24 Yes.. She wouldn't kill herself.
Broadway_Vayne 32
A real mother would not say that to her child. Don't take what she said seriously OP, my mom said similar things to me. Do not take what she said seriously.
AscPhx 9
What does "OP" stand for?
KingKralj 31
Original poster
FiendHunter 19
Sounds like a sweet woman.
CommentKing207 23
Sad how if you're an FML reader, you can't tell if the OP is an asshole to his/her mom/dad or if the OP's mom/dad is an asshole to them...
DaoOfPow 8
I'm an exceptional guy I'm not typically mean but sometimes I am. She was pissed off at someone and took her stress out on me, she apologized for it actually.
Pizzapiggy1 18
Call her a therapist to see if you can help her
fallenkilljoy 13
She's Not a very good mom is she.
elsie23 11
Or maybe op is not a good daughter / son
afallingstar 22
As a parent I can't imagine saying that, even as a joke.