Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
TGIkaty
United States
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
DaoOfPow
Danbury, United States
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
tara, sadly
Motherly love
Today, I overheard my mother saying that if murder were legal, there would be absolutely no chance that I wouldn’t have been killed as a baby. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Anonymous
Ormskirk, United Kingdom
Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
I’d rather be homeless
Domestic
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mother, during which she told me she wished she’d thrown herself down the stairs the minute she discovered she was pregnant. I told her, “There's the stairs, help yourself!” She called the police and told them I threatened to push her down the stairs. FML
Bruce
Chill out
Today, I had to warn my wife not to kill her insane mother. I was serious. FML
That 30s Show
Chicago, United States
But mah granbabies!
Today, my mother was guilting my wife and I for freezing embryos as a delay tactic to deny her grandchildren. Fed up, I told her, "Why don't you throw in a 'You'll miss me when I'm dead' to finish this guilt trip?" Now, she's crying and my father wants to murder me. FML
Coffee Boy
Chesterfield, United States
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
mommy_issues
United States
Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML
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Varieus 30
Isaac, is that you?
sp00derman 23
if she offers you to join her on a mountain to make a sacrifice, don't join her!
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Comments (75)
LostCosmo 5
Issac and his mother.
AuroraIce 5
Run away Isaac!
jlking2018 4
Id do the same thing we know that Abraham was willing too
PandaLord 15
Now think about that: an allmighty, ear sheattering voice appears and goes like "hey son go and kill dat bitch upstsairs or I'll f*ck you up really bad". Would you do it?
mysteryman98 6
The problem with people saying that murder is a sin is that according to God all sins are equal. So when whoever wrote this most likely told their mom "oh it's ok that doesn't scare me." That is equally as bad as if she were to actually murder him in the eyes of God (aka the perfect man). So since people are committing sins like that all over the place what should stop them from this one since they are the same? Also you can see example of multiple occasions where God sends a prophet to commit sins so trust me he doesn't have a problem with this.
Archangel12 9
Yeah but I'm fairly sure murdering your kid gets you much deeper in the inferno than me snogging a bloke does
manuwish 9
psychomom
dbt88 15
Susan Atkins said that too and look what happened there.
Archangel12 9
I'd seriously recommend getting your mother some help. For your sake and hers
lationas 25
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scottishoatmeal 22
I would protect yourself OP. This could end seriously bad