Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
TGIkaty
United States
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
DaoOfPow
Danbury, United States
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
tara, sadly
Motherly love
Today, I overheard my mother saying that if murder were legal, there would be absolutely no chance that I wouldn’t have been killed as a baby. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Anonymous
Ormskirk, United Kingdom
Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
I’d rather be homeless
Domestic
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mother, during which she told me she wished she’d thrown herself down the stairs the minute she discovered she was pregnant. I told her, “There's the stairs, help yourself!” She called the police and told them I threatened to push her down the stairs. FML
Bruce
Chill out
Today, I had to warn my wife not to kill her insane mother. I was serious. FML
That 30s Show
Chicago, United States
But mah granbabies!
Today, my mother was guilting my wife and I for freezing embryos as a delay tactic to deny her grandchildren. Fed up, I told her, "Why don't you throw in a 'You'll miss me when I'm dead' to finish this guilt trip?" Now, she's crying and my father wants to murder me. FML
Coffee Boy
Chesterfield, United States
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
mommy_issues
United States
Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML
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Varieus 30
Isaac, is that you?
sp00derman 23
if she offers you to join her on a mountain to make a sacrifice, don't join her!
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luvlu444 24
Well she obviously is very fond of her imaginary friends
PuppiesKisses 19
Get away from that crazy bitch.
Bluepers 4
Run, and don't stop till she's long gone.
ZoroMiHawk 25
Religious people don't even really know what they believe in. They just believe in whatever god their parents believed in because that's the brainwash they had hammered into their head when they were young and they are simply not intelligent enough to break free. People fear death and they just want something, anything to believe in to ease their fear.
Red_140 5
Abraham was told to do the same. He brought Isaac up the mountain and tied him so he could sacrifice him, but at the last second an angel came down and stopped him. It's called a test of faith.
TAntobella 14
It's called mafia.
BaccaBossMC 7
Then you could kill her in rebirth and afterbirth, Isaac!
awildwhisper 30
I'd decorate my house in satanist symbols just for her.
elhombroske 4
Chase her with a knife and say that it is god's will.
drrobotnik1 18
Report her to CPS and the police. This is no longer acceptable behavior. People like Andrea Yates are no longer worshipped as prophets for killing their babbys who cannot fricht back? My pary are with the father. I am truly sory for your lots.
JustThatPerson 21
I'm pretty sure that God wouldn't tell anyone to kill a person... As far as I know.
TAntobella 14
You have never read the bible, haven't you?
JustThatPerson 21
I'm not a very religious person. But as far as I know God doesn't want anyone to kill their own children then. Or my school was just really bad... I went to a school that was Christian...