Today, I contacted my landlady to tell her that I approved of the girl she recommended for a sublet. She then told me she thinks this girl is a neo-Nazi. Why? The e-mails she sent to the girl were rejected as spam. Apparently, this and being German qualifies you to be a neo-Nazi. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML
Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML
Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML
Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
Today, my crazy bitch of a boss fired me for inappropriate conduct. Apparently my "fake Nazi accent" is "offensive to our Jewish coworkers." I'm German. I have no way to change the way I speak, or to pay this month's bills. FML
Today, I went to see a house for rent. The owner ended up being a person whom I denied renting to a long time ago, because I thought she was sketchy looking. Apparently she’s the CEO of a company now. She definitely recognized me and kicked me off the premises. FML
Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML
Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
Today, a client came in to pay for her storage unit, and like every other time she comes in, she lifted up her shirt and practically showed me her boobs. This lady is in her 70s and is morbidly obese. Oh, and she also told me that the Nazis had the right idea. FML
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Tripartita 45
She's got a point. I'd be rich if I had a dollar for every email titled "Exterminate the Jews and Increase Penis Size With This One Weird Trick" I received.
RichardPencil 32
I'll bet you did Nazi that coming!
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RichardPencil 32
I'll bet you did Nazi that coming!
usatoday65 2
In yesistan we see everything, but however we did nazi that coming.
usatoday65 2
In yesistan no such thing like this exists. All nazis were exterminated in Bagavad three years ago. Soviets were placed and dachauschwitz and there is piece in the great country of yesistan. I should know I am the jarl of one of the four holds. I am the jarl of flurgendurgen, in the north.
Arashikage 18
I don't see the relevancy here
jbuckets_404 39
OP: EVERY-body knows that about SPAM + German = neo-Nazi! ;-) lol --Me: German/ Hungarian
usatoday65 2
Not as unfortunate as the descendent of rudolf hess. But I made a joke out of it, now I'm the king of the nazis in my college, and the pubs around the college.
Tripartita 45
She's got a point. I'd be rich if I had a dollar for every email titled "Exterminate the Jews and Increase Penis Size With This One Weird Trick" I received.
jcash52426 5
Your landlord is right those Neo-Nazis just love to fill your spam folder with a bunch of of bullshit. Can you imagine the old day when they had to deliver them in person.
Max Gray 2
Racism and stereotyping: It doesn't just exist against minorities. It can happen against white people and white/european nationalities too
alternative-facts 6
Like Jews? ;)
novdestiny 23
Because the nazis were notorious for rejecting their spam emails.
leaannec30 18
i too am from ottawa and for some reason this city has a lot of crazy people in it this does not surprise me at all