Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML
Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
Today, I was babysitting three kids, one of whom was particularly difficult to control. While trying to get him to behave, the two girls came up behind me and pulled my pants down. In front of a huge window open to the street below. FML
Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML
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NorfolkDude 2
I don't get it? How is this a FML? Are you implying you don't want boys to watch you? You should have gotten them and told them about peeping toms and why it's bad.
alwaysalady 0
it could have been so much worse. I was caught on my work's security camera rocking out to my IPod, using a mop as a guitar, when I was cleaning and "empty" party hall. It wasn't empty. And I still haven't lived it down. You will probably never see these guys again. I work with mine.
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NorfolkDude 2
I don't get it? How is this a FML? Are you implying you don't want boys to watch you? You should have gotten them and told them about peeping toms and why it's bad.
xolotl 0
#10, how did she use "obnoxious" incorrectly? Anyway, this isn't really a FML. But I feel for you 'cause I don't like people watching me work out either.
alwaysalady 0
it could have been so much worse. I was caught on my work's security camera rocking out to my IPod, using a mop as a guitar, when I was cleaning and "empty" party hall. It wasn't empty. And I still haven't lived it down. You will probably never see these guys again. I work with mine.
Lanni 0
Thats sexy
limabeans 0
#12 or it didn't happen. Sorry, but I LOL'ed
Jackthestripper 0
Hahahaha you'll get over it. Close your curtains next time.
iamtenyearsago 0
Uhm, I would be flattered, not upset. This is not an FML. How did this story beat out mine?
redbluegreen 41
Close your curtins next time, eh? At least they liked what they saw. You should really take it as a complement now that it's done and over with. But really, who looks in other peoples windows these days?
Skooma 0
Haha the real FML here is that you still watch lame workout vids that were pulled straight from the 80s
p0rcelain 0
Ha, that happened to me once. I was working out to Carmen Electra's strip aerobics, doing an AWFUL job at it and looking like a fool. I stopped to take a break, look behind me and see my neighbors two gardeners staring in the window and laughing.