Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
Stars of CCTV
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
PSA
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Happy days
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Without me
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
I love how people say that there is nothing more beautiful than the miracle of childbirth. The only people who say that have never actually seen it.
fatkidfalling 11
Ewwww
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Comments (129)
Im_hollly 3
Now that's just disgusting
conqueror57 11
Why does your mother, or anyone for that matter, have a video of you giving birth??
RedPillSucks 33
To commemorate the moment. But she should definitely have asked permission to post such a thing.
JMichael 26
Well I'm sure the Facebook admin. will make her remove it.
Frushsgirl 14
Exactly why my mother will not be in the delivery room.
brwneyes 17
I've had 3 kids. My mother was never in the delivery room. I just wanted to share that moment with my husband.
sanecatlady 13
It's ironic how seeing someone being born makes you want to end your own life.
emisara93 18
That is just not right...I'm fine with photos posted of the new baby, or if I'm just laying in the bed, getting ready to have it, but having photos of me when I feel the least attractive, need to stay private.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
When I had my daughter they made it perfectly clear that there was to be no filming or photographing of the birth whatsoever. They did offer me a mirror to look at the baby as it crowned, which I promptly said hell no to.
Neesalun 20
You should report it to FB so they'll take it down :(
EmmaMK 35
Why would anyone do such a thing. It's a private moment to be shared with people you love (and the medical team).
Cas547 8
Rebecca?