Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
Stars of CCTV
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
PSA
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Happy days
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Without me
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
I love how people say that there is nothing more beautiful than the miracle of childbirth. The only people who say that have never actually seen it.
fatkidfalling 11
Ewwww
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Comments (129)
IIIIIIIII 7
I cant believe facebook even allowed that to be posted
sexual_girl 15
You can get Facebook to take it down by reporting it and saying it is a picture/video of you that you don't approve of. Or just try and reasonably explain it to your Mom, although that doesn't sound like it'd work.
sugarbear0727 19
That sucks. :/ after I had my son, people kept asking if I had someone take pictures or video, or if I had a mirror to watch. No thank you. I would probably puke.
143amandaott 10
I would be so mad at my mom! That's cray
krazymeatball77 7
And worst mother in the world award goes to...
Mitchman7 8
even though that's rude and disgusting. I doubt many people if anyone will watch it
xOhItsMarleyy 9
Hi im new here.. can someone please tell me what OP means ? :) thanks !
Shade1982 21
It means Original Post or Original Poster, depending if one is referring to the post or the poster...
last_patriot 10
Can you give us a link to it?
AlexTay 6
Sue her for posting a video of you and you not giving her your concent
mavrik4 5
that stinks but but at least you have a little bundle of joy in you life and congrats on the baby