Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, my flatmate woke me up early, saying there was a fire and we had to evacuate. Barely awake, she practically dragged me downstairs and got to the front door. Once we got there, she opened the front door, kneed me in the nuts, and pushed me out, locking it behind her. I was only in boxers. FML
Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds to me like she did you a huge favour - she exposed him as a cheating fuckwad before you made the mistake of sleeping with him.
Eorlas 31
Did you know he had a girlfriend before this event? If so, YDI. If not, I'm sorry he put you in that spot and wasn't honest.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (138)
DocBastard 40
Sounds to me like she did you a huge favour - she exposed him as a cheating fuckwad before you made the mistake of sleeping with him.
Lylej2k 2
Very true, but I'll bet OP has the "He wouldn't do that to me" attitude.
SamanthaCassieL 10
Like every girl or love struck guy lol
ColdplaySucks 18
Huge favor yes, but doing so almost cost her more than she bargained for.
zuzupetalsYO 11
Unless she knew about the gf and she's a ****. in that case YDI
hunterfisher98 8
Well said doc
woainishamu 21
Well her bra will also cause his girlfriend to wonder what happened when she wasn't there.
b_rad_fml 4
OP said she was in her underwear, which usually includes the bra....
manumons 8
maybe you shouldn't have been there in the first place
MistaKrista 8
I don't think OP knew he had a girlfriend.
g0ldenb0nes 6
It sounds to me that she knew. If she didn't know she could have confronted his girlfriend with the fact that he was going to go behind her back and cheat on her. If she didn't know wouldn't she want to expose the bastard for cheating?
redbluegreen 41
If the girlfriend was bringing "hell on earth" I'd personally want to get out of there as fast as possible. Staying to explain might not always be a wise choice.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#7, if I caught my boyfriend cheating on me, I wouldn't care whether the other girl "knew" he had a girlfriend or not; she better get out of there quick or she'd be hurt :P
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I meant to say they, not she
subwaysurfers 13
25- but that's not very fair if she didn't know = I really think the boyfriend should be blamed if that's the case.
lelo007 11
#25 why would you punish somebody for doing something they didn't know was wrong?
Enslaved 38
Haven't you seen the show "Cheaters"? The "other girl" gets blamed whether or not she knows he has a girlfriend. In many crazy girlfriend's minds,-- she's still the reason he's cheating-- and the one that's going to get hit. Especially if she sticks around. **I wasn't under the impression that the OP knew and only escaped to avoided getting an ass kicking by a crazy that's blaming the wrong person.
subwaysurfers 13
Well I guess in a fit of rage, she would just assume that the other girl knows but that doesn't make it right.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I was only making a joke. At the moment I ever caught them, I would of course be distraught and wouldn't care whether the girl knew or not. I wouldn't be violent of course. Like I said, I was just making a joke.
laden_swallow09 35
50- We're supposed to know exactly how you would react, someone none of us have ever nor will ever meet in person? If you make a joke, make us laugh, not think of you as a potentially homicidal psychopath.
LolFMLnot 10
25 it doesn't matter if the girl your boyfriend is cheating on you with is a **** or didn't know about it. Your boyfriend knows you're his girlfriend there a lot of bitches out there , you can't blame all of them, because at the end it's your boyfriends decision to cheat.
PeeNaught 3
@ the comment about maybe she shouldn't be there, true that, never mess with another woman's man and vice versa...
asinforasin 1
I think we need more information. Either way, the guy deserves to get his ass kicked, but did the op know? This is really bugging me, I need to know!
jjmiller1001 17
Man-*****!
greatdanen 6
manwhores are called studs!
FilleNoir 21
#12 You sound dumb
s15c 9
I put the STD in stud. All I need is u.
anarchistpunk 3
12, shut up. That's such an asshole thing to say.
MikeonFML 17
You know what they say - a key that opens many locks is cool, but a lock that gets opened by many keys is not.
cantthinkofshit 5
..is a title to be proud of.
Colonel_Lexi 18
12-Who needs commitment when you've got swag? *sarcasm*
watermelon4 24
@3 #DeuceBigalow
Eorlas 31
Did you know he had a girlfriend before this event? If so, YDI. If not, I'm sorry he put you in that spot and wasn't honest.
cradle6 13
^Because a jealous, angry significant other uses lots of logic and reason when finding out they've been cheated on.
Lexi_princess 3
I think OP should have got to know this guy before "having a sleepover" with him. If he is not your boyfriend then why are you doing "stuff" with a guy you have a crush on.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
81- who are you to say what she should or shouldn't be doing with a guy she's not dating?
Lexi_princess 3
Well if this pattern continues (sleeping with guys she just likes) with OP then she might get AIDS. So it's best for her to sleep with a guy she is married to.
g0ldenb0nes 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I feel no sympathy towards you at all. I don't think there is any need to be sleeping around with a guy who has a girlfriend. YDI
sammyf89 13
It's possible she didn't know he had a girlfriend.
g0ldenb0nes 6
If she didn't know wouldn't she want to expose him for cheating? Not run away so the other girl never knew?
kimmyN 5
OP never said she knew that he had a girlfriend. Additionally, as someone who has caught a cheater before, at that moment, it doesn't matter if the other girl knew I was his gf or not, they both better run.
countrygirl626 16
10- It's quite possible if she had stuck around that the girlfriend might have kicked OP's ass, considering the guy's place became hell on earth when the girlfriend showed up.
lexa1love 16
I took it that the girlfriend was bringing "hell on earth" because she walked in on them. But since she couldn't get out the front she took the back way out, to avoid getting her ass kicked.
Llama_Face89 34
The way she worded it makes me think the girlfriend arriving was the surprise and not that she existed.
g0ldenb0nes 6
The way it was worded sounded more to me that she was aware of the girlfriend. If that wasn't the case OP should have made it more clear that she didn't know about the girlfriend.
lena85_fml 7
I doubt any girl in her case innocent or not would want to stay behind HALF NAKED OR COMPLETELY NAKED to expose the cheating asshole! And no where in the post did she say she was aware of him having a girlfriend.
Mioko_fml 6
If I didn't know he had a gf and he (probably) tells me to run cause of the gf, I would actually take my time to dress up so she knows he is a cheating ass and avoid the embarrassment of being seen half naked on the street.
gottalovecondoms 0
What does op mean.
Lexi_princess 3
I think it's both OP's fault and the boyfriend's fault because OP shouldn't be sleeping around with a guy that she doesn't know much about and a guy she just has crush on. It's also the boyfriends fault for being a scumbag and cheating on his girlfriend.
miriam7 2
.
RadioOctopus 16
If you knew about her prior to the sleepover, YDI. If you didn't, FYL he is a scumbag!
cmyk 19
This fml needs more info.. Im confused about if op knew or not about his gf. If you didnt know you're the other woman, the gf sounds crazy as you had to escape in your underwear.(would think she would get angry at the guy) I you did, you're a dirty little ***** who should grow a ****** and get yourself a single man, not be a homewrecker.
15_Inches 6
I hope she has a ******. If she didn't, then this may be a completely different story.
lonelytrevor 5
If there was more info, it wouldn't have been accepted as an FML.
Ajwc101 24
When you go back to get your clothes slap him for being a player.
vbmg152 19
You should know people better before you sleep with them! Even better, wait until you're married!
br0ccoli 15
Is that a ghost on the left side of your car?
emilyjgraham 34
just a thought, it's a possibility he lied about the other half? a lot of people do that! admittedly people don't have to jump into bed with every person they like but he could have told her he didn't have a girlfriend. just he was a bit stupid and his girlfriend found out!
featherygoose 9
I laughed so hard at this FML that I shot milk out of my nose. You I must go redo my spray tan.
kittytub 12
I think OP did you a favor in that case. Spray tans make you look like Snooki.
laden_swallow09 35
Matching up his comment with his profile description, he's not serious… just trying to be loved by SOMEone.