Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
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Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me, and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
That stinks. Sounds like a shitty picture.
dannythepoopface 0
shoulda locked it
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Freeze_fml 17
That stinks. Sounds like a shitty picture.
bballer32 0
well I have no idea what to say to that... but I GET MORE ASS THAN A TOILET SEAT!
twist_of_fame93 0
you deserve it for being on the toilet when your mom took a picture of you. she tagged you and put it on facebook
wickedsorcerer 0
aahaaahahhaaa........ :P
audj2 0
you should do the same to her. haha!
twinny_sc 13
6, you fail epically. OP quit bitchin your mom is the coolest.
Jessi2487 0
OP your mom is the coolest person I never met :)
twist_of_fame93 0
11 how did I fail epically. I was doing a skroal impression. you fail epically
twinny_sc 13
You fail epically for doing a shitty impression of a shitty guy.
Wtfmlib 0
that was punny douchebag. hardy ****** har
ndizzle 0
I'd be "pissed" - hopefully there's not a permanent "log" of that picture. Don't be too em"bare-assed"!
EricErection69 0
12 haha
zoraman5 3
hehe, freeze, the animes both our pictures are from are written by the same person :D
black_knight402 0
your mom sounds like a bitch
twist_of_fame93 0
17 skroal is a legend and 4ever my idol so piss off
Nylecroc 0
11 lost the game
relyo 0
pics or it didn't happen.
MaeeFlowers 0
Budummm Chh. :)
Oanaj 0
same here back when I was young. I think it's digemon. something like that.
thefallenoo 0
it was prolly just for ***** and giggles
MarkSeattle 0
if you're under 18 say it's child **** and alert facebook and the police. then you won't have a mom to bug you anymore ;-)
arc794 0
Well, you should have locked the freaking door. And your mom is immature.
griffmo24 0
this is just so funny that I can't laugh at OPs misfortune
MusicIsLife17 0
ever think to lock the door?? soo sorry I gotta go with YDI
dragonxfly 0
remove the tags on ur account :| ur dumb
minax24 0
20= win stop complaining your mom sounds hilarious
zooauthor7 0
for those saying "lock the door": some doors don't have locks and OP should be able to go to the bathroom in the comfort of her home without having to worry about someone barging in. but OP, your mom is hilarious!
xXSweetNightmare 0
14- You Fail Apically For Posting Comments Like Those Thinking They're Funny. They Aren't. They Just Annoy People So Shut Up. Kk, Thanks. :D
Fother_Mucker 0
89 - You fail even more epically by Talking With The First Letter In Each Word Being Capitalized. It's annoying. Kk. Thanks. :D
CheechyChoochy 0
o but you have....
nishant5456 0
your mom is awesome, but I suggest you to untag yourself.
XZero_fml 0
Freeze's pic is from FLCL or Fooly Cooly. weird ass anime but very entertaining.
Brittney_E 0
104, you fail even more epicly for spelling realizing wrong.
Prototype12 0
i bet that was a shitty picture! hahahahahahahahahahahahha get it? shitty, toilet. hahahahahahaah I'm too funny...
Freeze_fml 17
I already did that pun, douchebag.
zoraman5 3
xD, though Ouran is better.
pingpongpenguin 3
lock the door
baron1_fml 0
I get it, it's a stupid pun
terranada 3
ydi for not locking the door. loser :P
turkeymonster39 0
I like your mom lol
gray089 0
u could remove the tag
Tenebrae 0
She must be trying out for Jackass.
st0815 9
@129: why is that? You are a fan of white-trash parenting styles?
meelmo 0
YDI for not locking your door YDI for adding your mom on Facebook YDI for taking a shit
ichigogichi 0
too many puns in one sentence. The puns belong but next time spread them out over two sentences, lol
victorioustunnel 0
12, you never even met her!
emmagillespie24 11
Have you ever met her?
dannythepoopface 0
shoulda locked it
glitterysnails 7
Exactly what I was thinking.
MrCatman1125 2
Maybe there was no lock.
frayster 2
no offense but it's called a lock op
XandWacky 23
It's called not opening a closed door
anela_fml 0
so glad I'm not you
icecream777 0
do the same to her lmao or jsut untag ur self and block her from ur fb
Loofah_fml 1
Your mother did this? That's just rude and immature of her. Just remove your tag and if it bothers you so much, just ask her to delete it(:
waterfront 0
i would hide a camera in the bathroom and film her while shes on the toilet, then post the video on facebook. With sound, to make it funnier xD
Wtfmlib 0
creeper...
fmlsxmakexmyxday 0
ur hot
xlGinIchimarulx 0
and if all else fails, hack her and delete it, then block her. & do the same to her :D
Soulathyia 0
Beat her with the toilet brush.
OmgO_o 0
D: thatss like socialll suicidee righhhtt thereee! :o
Son_of_Helghan 0
it social homicide. hur dur dur dur dur derp derp derp