Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up denial and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, as a joke, I put a picture of a sonogram on my girlfriend's Facebook. Now her entire family hates me, and her mother has started the two-hour drive to come pull her out of college. Whoops. FML
Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
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Top comments
jpaylay 15
Had you not discussed whether or not you both wanted kids? Can be a dealbreaker in any relationship.
Anderling 33
This is… not the sort of thing that should be happening without your knowledge. Didn’t you use party balloons or antibabypills? Plan B if those failed? Did you never once talk about this sort of thing? Of course, if she lied to you, then that is a massive breech of trust, and either way she should not have gotten your parents involved. You need to run from her as far and fast as you can, and make sure the baby is yours in the first place.
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jpaylay 15
Had you not discussed whether or not you both wanted kids? Can be a dealbreaker in any relationship.
Anderling 33
This is… not the sort of thing that should be happening without your knowledge. Didn’t you use party balloons or antibabypills? Plan B if those failed? Did you never once talk about this sort of thing? Of course, if she lied to you, then that is a massive breech of trust, and either way she should not have gotten your parents involved. You need to run from her as far and fast as you can, and make sure the baby is yours in the first place.
Justkidding100 41
that's on her for assuming and who cares what your parents think? hopefully she's not actually pregnant
JackWood 21
You cried like a baby she is about to have. You should not be having sex.
BurnInDemonFire 39
If you don't want kids you need to make sure you keep it wrapped up, you stupid bastard.
RichardPencil 32
You deserve it for having a ***** as a side piece! Your girlfriend wrote in earlier.
Brightside86 31
I'm more bothered that your girlfriend punishes you as if you're a child or a puppy instead of a partner.
Will Lawrence 3
it's no biggie... at least u didn't get herpes 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾
FluffythePink 23
I take it she didn't actually discuss this with you first. I'd dump her, tbh. Child support is better than being stuck with this type of psycho.
1known 34
Trying to get her have an abortion is not the right reaction. Maybe first discuss how it happened and how come you didn’t know she wanted to get pregnant.