Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I checked Facebook, only to find out that my close cousin is now married. When I looked at the pictures, I saw that my whole family was there - including my sister, mother and father. I was the only one who wasn't invited. FML
Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML
Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
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mfranks19891989 10
Guess your not part of the family
BurnInDemonFire 39
Kinda like how Kenan Thompson keeps getting cropped out of that SNL still from Eddie Murphy's return.
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Comments (4)
MrSassypants 34
The weirdest part is that I was cropped in.
mfranks19891989 10
Guess your not part of the family
DingleCherryBomb 4
Why would you, or any of her other family members for that matter, be on her profile picture? It's HER profile 😐😐
BurnInDemonFire 39
Kinda like how Kenan Thompson keeps getting cropped out of that SNL still from Eddie Murphy's return.