Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me, and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
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SirEnigM0nk 22
This is not what Beyoncé had in mind when she said if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.
Ubehage 32
Your mom had no right to share that without your knowledge. That said, don't stand in front of the camera next time.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
Get your mom arrested for violating revenge **** laws. Did you know your intimate moment was being recorded? Did you give your consent to being recorded? Did you give your consent to having the video disseminated? Mom to jail. Facebook to take down video. When section 230 falls, sue Facebook for publishing your private moment.
Ubehage 32
She was standing in front of the door camera in her own home. I'd say she knew she was being recorded.
OllieKayy 5
Curse the ring cams 😂
SirEnigM0nk 22
This is not what Beyoncé had in mind when she said if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.
Ubehage 32
Your mom had no right to share that without your knowledge. That said, don't stand in front of the camera next time.
Hangryko 32
Report the video to Facebook. Also, your mom violated your privacy and the law by uploading that video without your and the other person's consent.