Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
Stars of CCTV
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
PSA
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Happy days
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Without me
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
I love how people say that there is nothing more beautiful than the miracle of childbirth. The only people who say that have never actually seen it.
fatkidfalling 11
Ewwww
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Comments (129)
tishtashbat 16
Why do people insist on videoing/photographing this moment?! Nobody is ever going to want to watch themselves/relative/friend give birth. Wait until you've actually given birth, cleaned up and take nice pictures of yourself and your new baby. FML indeed to have a mother with no respect for privacy. Talk to her and make her take it down, or flag it as inappropriate and fb should remove it.
skittyskatbrat 19
I'm just...speechless. Wow. FYL indeed.
austin70458 1
I just got on Facebook and saw a video of someone giving birth. So either I know you or you're a potato.
Mynamewontfi 40
Some people have to learn that you don't have to share everything on facebook.
Federgirl 19
omg that sucks!!!
JAKASS200 5
Well her congrats on the baby :)
Cuteroxx 17
Delete it asap!!
glitterkuro 18
That's a complete invasion of privacy and your mother absolutely shouldn't have done it without your permission.
Chris93Jones 20
Un tag yourself, she just wants to show family and friends
AgentWashington 13
Can I see