Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
Stars of CCTV
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
PSA
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Happy days
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Without me
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
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DocBastard 40
I love how people say that there is nothing more beautiful than the miracle of childbirth. The only people who say that have never actually seen it.
fatkidfalling 11
Ewwww
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Comments (129)
SaintGoobers 19
Why is everyone so repulsed? its giving life to a loving child. its a beautiful thing. but I agree that was quite unfair of your mother.
Kateyez_26 13
Ppl involve Facebook too much in their lives. Sorry op, hope it gets taken down and fast!!
Bumblebrea99 14
Who would watch that?!
allplayedout 20
I'm assuming you've reported it to Facebook as harassment, whatever you have to do to get it taken down. While you're recovering, I also suggest spamming your mom with phone calls during your 3 am feedings for revenge. This is an insane invasion of privacy and I can't believe your birth partner or the hospital would allow her to take a graphic video like that. FYL indeed. Sorry your mom is such a tool OP.
GemmaAnne 10
Only thing I am worried about is I will poop when I give birth
YeahBuddy4322 9
... A moment of silence for any guy or girl you were after. Cuz lets just say that's over now...
Xotoolyxo 16
Just in case anyone needed proof you know..
BackwoodsRebel 2
my dad posted the video of me giving birth on fb to lol but mine wasnt all dramatic and detailed lol
binbin05_fml 11
you should learn tovyour mom that privacy has limit. You can't put everything online
incoherentrmblr 22
Kaaahhhhnnnnn!!!...