Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wastedbaby
United States
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
mat
France
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
Anonymous
Stars of CCTV
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
unacceptable
Australia
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Almostlovedchild
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
josh
United States
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
ColoredPencil13
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Baytown, United States
PSA
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Anonymous
Happy days
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
CrescentSelene
Edmonton, Canada
Without me
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
I love how people say that there is nothing more beautiful than the miracle of childbirth. The only people who say that have never actually seen it.
fatkidfalling 11
Ewwww
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Comments (129)
uzee 29
Link?
kc_bbg15 14
Why the hell would you want the link!
zachld 5
Oh Jesus dude! Why do you want the link D:
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
14- Here it is. www.Facebook.com/whatthehelliswrongwithyou
jeepers_1 21
If you really want to see a video of a woman giving birth go to YouTube
worldclassrager 41
Well it's a way to celebrate...but Facebook is a bit much...
speechprincess 15
It's a lot too much!
foxy_grampa 19
I'm surprised Facebook didn't take it down for you
WCARlover 35
Why some people feel the need to post everythinggg on Facebook is beyond me...congratulations on the son or daughter though, OP :)
awkwardloveannie 28
how is that not against the terms of conditions, fyl and anyone who sees that video.
DessaChan 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well my mom posted pics of me "giving birth" too but I had a c-sectio so its not that bad since they were pics of my open womb lol
edanielleh 21
sounds like you need a serious talk with her!
kc_bbg15 14
It doesn't matter as long as you looked good while giving birth.
NeighSoulSister 6
I don't think anyone looks good while giving birth.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
22- This is reality, not TV. Nobody, and I mean nobody, looks good while giving birth.
MzZombicidal 36
They are passing a human being through a very small opening. Who the hell cares if they look good during that process?
StompinOnCrayons 15
Well, birth is natural, but get it off before minds are scarred
FemskyD 26
Poor you!! I'd go mental!!