Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
JinxosGirl87 0
Be careful she doesn't Sharpie out your naughty parts while you sleep. You're apparently not ready to be seeing the naked body.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Tell her to have fun paying for ruining the book.
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Comments (128)
trippons 9
Well at the end of the year when they want to charge her to buy a replacement you can remind her of what she did... I heard those books aren't cheap either. FherL
rachel_potter 13
I absolutely cannot stand when overprotective mothers do this, I feel your pain OP. My mum does shit like this all the time.
MellyBee 9
*le sigh* Only in Texas...
mom2pen 4
You're from Texas, they censor all their textbooks anyway- no evolution, no minorities, no W as the president. So I doubt she found much.
BritSkits 22
Actually, as someone in the public school system in Texas, I can state that none of these things are true. we do study evolution, and we do recognize minorities.
TylerOMFG 7
Wow, parents like this need to know that high schoolers already know the human body, well most of them anyway, and can't be overprotective anymore.
krysxkatastrophe 14
She better pay for that book.
Jasonf6 0
Is your mom a god-fearing bible thumping whackjob?
maphineRAWRS 10
Ahh the things you learn about the human anatomy in biology..
chels1994 11
Those are rather expensive... I'm assuming, however, that she doesn't know this... good luck
P374RD3D 9
Everything is expensive to a texan
terrask 11
And people wonder why Maury is filthy rich...