Natalie
Canada
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
familyofpsychos
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Elkhorn, United States
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
szechuansauce
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
HGTV
Boston, United States
Roommates from hell
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
sisterly love
Santa Clara, United States
Betrayal
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
epiiphany
United States
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
NoColor
San Francisco, United States
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
punaise ...
Marchaux, France
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
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FYLDeep 26
We don't know what you did. I can't make a valid assessment of the situation.
nordies4 0
what a jerk!!!!! dude I'm sorry
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Giorgio272 2
dang chicko
htownlove 0
it was for REVENGE so u must have done smething. YDI
Monikabug 9
And your sister is how old? Wow. That sucks, OP. College books are not inexpensive, either. But I guess you can always get revenge on her by pulling the heads off of her Barbie dolls, or spreading a rumor about her having ghorrhea! :) FYL!
Pearljammer001 0
first you have to tell us what you did.
ydiftw 0
I said dat youz a ho HO
Bugatti_Veyron 1
it's funny how the FML above this one got deleted
Bugatti_Veyron 1
how did my comment get all the way down here!?
cassdede 0
haha I love ur sis
alleyx3 0
woow.nice sister you got there.
cabbitt 0
Beat her ass!
VampireKiller59 0
revenge for wat?
Eggvader 0
karma is a Biach ain't it
paigeatsflesh 11
slap her. I would.
DonutNoob 0
dang is right, I pay like 300 dollars for one textbook :/
Zigma_fml 0
Man, I'm glad I don't have a little sister. Apparently, they color your textbooks with sharpie AND set your bed on fire.
Othello22 4
yeah had to be something bad too :) maybe you should be more nice to your sis? YDI
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm with #25. Y might DI. Did she just color in various pix? You might still be able to sell it back. They don't always check very well and if it doesn't cover any text it's no big deal.
woofis 0
lol ur sister knows where it hurts, watch yourself!
Becca_Blaise 0
#31 ur soo prettyy I'm so jealouss
alexandraa_fml 0
The books that I have sold back they didnt check the pages, I'd still try..
Gimmedat 0
Guys, just to let you know, karma affects you in your next life, not your current one. So stop saying, "Karma's a bitch, ain't it?" when really, it doesn't even do anything yet.
getsthegirls 4
haha
getsthegirls 4
do people tell ur hot?
CHUCKBARTOWSKl 0
crazy sisters today
CHUCKBARTOWSKl 0
crazy sisters special LIVE exclusively on FML today
amazinggbaby 2
@14 Her sister could have just been extremely immature and freaked out over nothing. college books are expensive so she doesn't deserve to have to pay hundreds of dollars because of a fit with her sister. Some people just HAVE to say ydi to every single person because their misfortunes are somehow always there fault it's annoying.
lmfao1643 3
Draw a huge penis on her face with sharpie.
paigeatsflesh 11
do it!^^^
caittycat95 0
agreed
lezzyluver 0
do it^^^^^
KaileeCat 0
Yes, it is very important to spell your STDs correctly. haha
Terwilliger 0
that would suck. shave her eyebrows
hisbabygurl1 0
Haha no kidding
Hunts160 5
Dude you never have sex with her best friend.
Yee12 0
YDI FOR OWNING A TOOTHBRUSH
jt0070 0
easy solution, EBAY!!!! lol you don't have to show them the pages. naw I'm just kidding don't trip on me
SwiftCashew 0
@14: Agreed.
saossk8r 0
^^ i no huh lol
doink 0
I got the impression that the little sister actually colored-in the entire page(s) of the textbook, to the point that it is impossible to read what's on it.
popatia 0
I once highlighted the text book of my ex with a black marker. Now I feel foolish of my immaturity and stupidity.
strandedinalimo 0
What's up with all these terrible sister FML's? Glad I don't have one.. I am the sister. Anyway just rip her eyes out and sell them on the black market. It'll be even. Right?
DavidCooksAngel 0
Apply to be on Judy Judy, and sue her for the cost of the book, would love to hear her side =)
DavidCooksAngel 0
*Judge
cristy91 33
@ 108 THANK YOU!
jakeTS 0
make her pay for them
brii1255 0
at 185: i did too lol at 108: maybe this IS the next life >.> lol
BlaiseTheCraze 0
213 there is always a next life until moksha so stop trying to act smart
fawfulster 11
This. Eyebrows take lots of time to grow again since nobody cuts them. Not like the head's hair.
RKftw 0
at 108 that's the litteral Bhuddist meaning. that's the meaning from back in your day, today we have a new meaning
moi101 0
for wat?
nordies4 0
what a jerk!!!!! dude I'm sorry
fball913 0
smack a bitch
erikahhh 0
Meow?
afatmonkey 0
haha omg I was rotflmfao and ldacal so lololol and my bff were slgcehs and lmfao is jkqltms, and jk, is WTF lol. potato.
beansoup 0
WHAT TF?!?
sugarbabyxoxo 2
@afatmonky, WTF lol
Shae84 0
haha. potato.
xHabsfanx 0
lol @109, potato?
crisco_jockey 0
@109 haha yeah thats the truth
aali89 0
LOL bitch though I kick her ass
Fcuk__mylyfe 0
Third Post. What did you do?
unpossible 26
No kidding. OP, until I know what you did to inspire her revenge, I can't decide FYL or YDI.
saywaturcoco 0
she hooked up with her sisters boyfriend
ToxicKittieh 0
i dont wanna be friends :D
misscrazygrl 0
that does stink btw third!!!
bluesclues72 0
failll
Mahyar 2
that stinks.
ericvolp12 0
yea that sux
mina637 0
oh. wow. make her pay fot it. :)
YouSeriouslySuck 0
yes. those aren't cheap
FYLDeep 26
We don't know what you did. I can't make a valid assessment of the situation.
Hexxe 1
well it was revenge, so you did something to piss her off first. YDI
Diannaa 0
Saying what number your post is makes u look like a jerk when you time it wrong. And if I were you I would take her cell phone and "drop" it in the toilet. :)