Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML
Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
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tbone4875 0
haha ouch. tell your sister to sleep on the floor and you step on her face
pieintheface 0
oww
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pieintheface 0
oww
the_flirtt 0
ya that had to hurt
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
kick her in the face then push her out of the bed. or quit complaining. sleeping on the floor isn't as bad as you make it sound.
heynow00wellthen 0
Yeah that should be painful. OP, now we all know who wears the sibling pants in your family lol.
beautikill 4
hahaha this made me lol!! :)
pntbttr 0
you shoulda took the bed while she was up
marinus_fml 20
it could have been worse! it could have been your girlfriend who made you sleep on the ground, since you pulled her hair out while she was blowing you!!
YouRuckingFetard 0
Ouch that must hurt...
heynow00wellthen 0
16-epic win!! =D
starxshine 0
fyl :/
Mumbellosity711 0
trip her next time. or you shouldve just taken the bed when she got up
meelmo 0
awwwwweh<3.
Ludii_fml 0
just sneak in when she's fast asleep :o and if there's a king sized bed that means there is most likely carpet, so it shouldnt be tjat bad :o
MyNameIsInvictus 0
Marinus: I like how you connect your stories throughout the FMLs.
marinus_fml 20
18 and 24 both deserve a hi-5
justbemellow 0
16, Lmfao. I modded this;)
Stupified 0
Ydi for being in her way.
afdude87 6
your sisters a bitch. sleep there anyway. she probably stepped on your face on purpose
MyNameIsInvictus 0
Haha. I have OCD, so I do fist bumps!
Pearljammer001 0
16 is win.
BoyFromTheFuture 0
I have no hands so I do wrist bumps.
teulito 0
wow
swimmerstud 7
why did u want to share the bed with your sister?
ninba20 0
op ur an idiot...I would have taken over the bed at that point...but either way fyl....
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
16 is a mega-win.
missmontreal97 4
your sisters being a *****. tell her too bad and sleep in the bed anyway
christa953 12
I agree with 8 that sleeping on the ground isn't that bad.
comepoopwithme 0
slap that hoe, take the bed and make her make you a sandwhich!
boopityboppity 11
Sandwiches are like analogies in that I'm making one now.
thisisLAUREN 0
wtf she sounds like a bitch. I wouldn't just gotten up and in the bed. a king is huge she probably wouldn't have even noticed you there if she was asleep.
nishant5456 0
kick her off the bed and go tell her to make you a sandwich! then step on her face.
damnnnlexxxxxxx 0
that's when you push her off the bed
Pastor_Rich 0
at least you have a roof over your head and a place to lay your head. wwaaaaaaa!
nyrangers1022 6
idk how u guys thing 16 is always win. all his responses are stupid like Skroal's......OP u shoulda kicked ur sister off
PrincessClairey 0
& 8, you are so lucky.... andy is a BEAUTY!
coolsteve 0
Does your sister think that you're gonna try and pull some wincest off?
justbemellow 0
57, Yes.!
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
69- he's even more gorgeous in person. I sent you a message about it. :)
turtlemansam 6
Hahah oh man, just trip her next time, OP.
crazyaces89 7
haha yeah good point... why didn't you?
DearLar 0
shoulda took the bed
XslusheeX 0
u wuld
Brittney_E 0
77, who is that in your picture?
MykeLytorus 0
It's funny because it could have been worse and it's moist ftw dur dur.
2kool4skoolyo 0
go f yourself myke no one likes you
heynow00wellthen 0
26-Hell yeah!
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
101-Me and Andy Six, the singer for the rock/metal band Black Veil Brides.
VampireKiller59 0
i wouldnt be dirty if you cleaned it.
BahahahLOL 0
She could have thought he was the boogeyman or some rapist dude and stomped on his face three more times.
bugmenotmofo 34
**** her in the ass... Wincest! that'll show 'er
lafingman0 5
I agree with 14, should have took the bed!
SomePeoplesChild 0
"wincest" ?
joramge 0
8 - you Look like you sleep on the floor every night...
Unbannedban 0
strip down, spread your lips (or bat wings) and the bed is yours
SamBaBam98 0
62- lmfao
Melvar_10 3
be man! man take bed from woman!
BoyFromTheFuture 0
win
ShadowPunkChick 1
Who says OP is a man?..
My_Deathbed 0
It could have been worse OP . She could have came home from a party and fell asleep with high heels and poked your eye out with the heel ... ouch!
TheBestManEver 0
Chances are if she came home late at night from a party it would give the OP more than enough time to take the bed from her. And if she were lazy enough to not remove her high heels before getting into bed then she would have put up no resistance to the OP trying to take the bed away from her. Analyze the situation man!
moonlight6654 6
How do you know it's a man?
fearnoevil175 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
there are ppl in Africa who don't have a bed to sleep on. rude of her to step on your face tho
shutupYDI 4
there are also people who don't have beds in other countries...
RazorIce_12 7
There are people everywhere who don't have beds to sleep on
MrHankey0123 0
3rd that is all
MyNameIsInvictus 0
Nope you're 4th.
swimmerstud 7
ur 28^
ShadowPunkChick 1
Who care's what number your comment is? Posting a comment just to say what number it is, is just pathetic. When you're wrong about the number, you're even more stupid.
heynow00wellthen 0
Haaa fail! You're sister dominated you.
tbone4875 0
haha ouch. tell your sister to sleep on the floor and you step on her face
misfitSuperStar 0
It's a KING bed. How can she FORCE you to sleep on the floor. Awww, are you scared of her??? ;}
kikiwi_fml 9
Why did she get to make the decision anyway, I would have said screw you, if you don't want to sleep in the same bed YOU sleep on the floor... inconsiderate. Stepping on your face should be your justification to bitch slapping her.
MrHankey0123 0
dang it 4th
Someone_somewere 7
not even close your 9th
davinchidude123 0
well i thought it might be less akward than sleeping in the same bed with your sister.
CitrusGirl 0
how is that awkward? It's not like your cuddling with them your sharing sleeping space.
swimmerstud 7
would u want to sleep with ur brother/sister?
boopityboppity 11
It's not as if the siblings are "sleeping with each other" in the euphemistic sense. They're sleeping in the same bed. That's not really too weird.
The_good_times 0
Wow, what's so wrong with sharing a bed with a sibling? unless the OP is a perv that's gonna try something on her, I don't see why not, it's just dumb, I've shared a bed with my brother on a number of occasions when we didn't have any rooms free, sure I didn't like it as I'd rather sleep alone, but you get over it as it doesn't matter much once you're asleep.
QueenPersephone 9
My sister and I shared a bed until I was 13, it's normal. Get your minds out of the gutter.
davinchidude123 0
well i thought it might be less akward than sleeping in the same bed with your sister.
Baker_FoCo 0
Take all the blankets from her in the middle of the night, and roll up like a taquitooo! :D
Scarlettkiss 8
Or a burrito.....it's your choise