Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
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JinxosGirl87 0
Be careful she doesn't Sharpie out your naughty parts while you sleep. You're apparently not ready to be seeing the naked body.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Tell her to have fun paying for ruining the book.
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Comments (128)
krez 20
Double post, sorry.
kaykay20 0
Well have fun paying for that 300 dollar book. I highly suggest telling your mom to stop or else she will have a huge bill to pay to the school..well bigger then she has already.
meggybee 4
In that case it might take her a while
ClingyOtter 4
I don't understand parents like this. ; I seriously had a friend who got scared as **** when she first got her period because she knew NOTHING about it.
fantasyworld 39
I've heard stories of girls getting their periods and thinking they're dying because no one bothered to teach them what a period is.
Okayitwasme 0
Trade text books when no one is looking.
monster_tamer 11
Frankly, OP, that's just ****** up. But I'm sure you already know that. But if you want confirmation that your mother is an idiot, you're getting it from most of us on here, because that is one hell of an ignorant, backwards, and utterly useless thing to do. My mom teaches anatomy. We have an enormous collection of anatomy textbooks at home, and since I'm taking human anatomy in the first semester of my high school biology class, it's expected that there will be human gentials in there-- but they are not in the least bit pornographic. Pornographic would imply sensual or titillating, and the stuff you find in there is too clinical for that. In fact, it's so clinical that when we're on the male reproductive system, we have to draw penises in our notes, and on our homework. And no one even has the heart to laugh or make jokes out of them because after learning about how they work in such a non-inflective manner, it's just flat. It's so goddamned clinical that I will never be able to read erotica the same way again, because I will never be able to get it out of my head that the testicles are glands, and after all the other glands we've learned about, it doesn't lend itself to being sexually arousing. Those textbooks are so clinical that if your mother is worried about you reading ****, she should be glad you're getting them, because those are more likely to turn you off of **** more than anything else short of trauma. >.>;
Epikouros 32
"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love." -Butch Hancock.
dani27j 2
Haha that's hilarious! There should be a like button
Cheerieful_fml 2
So now you'll fail and get a book bill at the end of the year? Fabulous.
BeeMaddness 0
My mom Did the same thing then made me pay for the damage at the end of the year. I feel for you truly