scarred
France
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
OhGreat
United States
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Anonymous
United States
Art critic
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
artclasstrauma
United States
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Christopher
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
New York, United States
VADE RETRO SATANAS
Today, I found out that my mom paints, and that I was artistically represented in a painting, as Satan, in a painting made shortly after I told her that I was an atheist. FML
f_n_fail
United States
Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Lose-lose
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Imretarded
United States
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Soooooo cute
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Top comments
ogloc 0
That's hot.
Leon_S_Kennedy 0
awkward
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Comments (115)
ogloc 0
That's hot.
Zhejan 0
Está claro que su madre es una puta, si you fuera usted yo me saliría del barrio
Mudkipzrule 4
Hahahahah....agreed. With the guy above me, not with the statement "That's hot"
metakingt 0
At least OP will be able to take his homework with him home.
Sun_Kissed18 25
ok wtf... where did that spanish comment go??
nonotme 0
As long as you're not in the art class, who gives a shit?
White667 0
If you're in the art class then FYL, if not then who the **** cares?
thematt_fml 0
haha what if he got a boner. hahahaha
LOLYLIF 0
So what? It's for an art class, it's not like she's doing pornography.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
lmao
FailBear920 19
Maybe she does after class? 0.o
Leon_S_Kennedy 0
awkward
southwind 0
lol Mclolpants
Incredibly_Dope 0
I am so sorry OP... But get ready for the wrinkles!!!!
604 11
Classy lady! RAWR
thousandinone 0
Right, because life drawing is totally ****, and it's not possible to have class while being the subject of said art. Grow up.
Bansheethekilla 2
as long as shes not fat its fine. but if shes is ugly. gauge you eyes out.
Geist_fml 0
Honestly that definitely sucks.
alex_mu 0
MILF ... so FYL
murti 0
:P and u feel like a pimp/pimptress well u shud!!! no normal woman wud do that!
Sun_Kissed18 25
12 years old speak with this language when dey tri 2 b kewlll Grow up.
im_so_ninja 0
wait. that's not cool..?
shinshoku13 19
A hot woman would or a classy artsy woman would :3
perdix 31
Try to make sure you draw the ****** as well as you can -- that's where you came from! I hope she's a MILF. No one needs another series of Rubens -- one set of fat ladies is enough for the entire history of art.
moonlight_daze 8
Unless you're old yourself, MILF is an oxymoron. Stop it, guys. It's motherfuckin' gross.
Moy_fml 6
How is it an oxymoron? It's an acronym..
turnedoffTVgrey 0
How is it an oxymoron? It might not be everyone's cup of tea to **** a mom, but I wouldn't say it's an oxymoron either. Moms can be fuckable. That's how they became moms.
moonlight_daze 8
Well, ain't that a ************? DAMN!
perdix 31
No, moonlight_daze. "Stacy's Mom" is the classic MILF song (Simon & Garfunkel's "Mrs. Robinson" had been carrying the water for a long time!) and it's about a teenager who wants to jump a generation, so to speak. Lots of women who become mothers are god-awful and are impregnated by miserable, desperate excuses for men. A MSHF (Mother Someone Has ******) is not necessarily a MILF. So the term MILF is unrelated to age of the beholder, and her desirability is ONLY in the eyes of the beholder. Now that William Safire is dead, someone has to straighten people out on how to use the language!
murti 0
hahaha thats where he came from :P what if he was operated?
Panther_fml 0
Then he would have to learn how to draw a C-section scar :P FYL! Let's hope nobody finds out she is your mom!
RufusCade 7
So?
kukopia 0
An art class... not 'my' art class. So no big deal. Time to grow up and realise mommy and daddy are real people. You're in college for christs sakes. Be happy for her that she's kept herself in good shape. Good for your dad too! He's cool with it, so why can't you?
mannix_fml 0
You wouldn't find it awkward to draw your parents in the nude? In great detail?
primogen18 0
...you don't have to be in great shape to be a model for an art class...