Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
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JinxosGirl87 0
Be careful she doesn't Sharpie out your naughty parts while you sleep. You're apparently not ready to be seeing the naked body.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Tell her to have fun paying for ruining the book.
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Comments (128)
Feklfekl2222 32
Well, some people think reproduction is pretty disgusting
rabbittboi 18
Then they shouldn't reproduce. That would save textbooks and tons of embarrassment.
Feklfekl2222 32
I agree
Msagrera 5
Your making a human life. How is that disgusting?
Dekarian 7
87 - The world has almost 7 billion people. While not disgusting, we don't need any more right now.
Coacy 6
Ahhhh, biology doodling of that girl who sat in front of me...
THE_A_TEEN 28
"lets shelter our children from the dangers of genitalia by blocking the 'naughty parts' in this high school textbook that cost 60$" Your mom is a total moron.
theonlysweetpea 10
Your mother is a jem.
TokinUp 6
What the hell's a jem?
G97Alex 21
19, did you mean "Jew"? And if you did, what kind of keyboard are you using? You racist bastard. I don't even know how you could mix "M" and "W". Or maybe you meant "gem" which if that's the case then I apologize.
TheDarkCynder 2
Considering "gem" would make more (sarcastic) sense than "Jew", I don't see why you're jumping the gun.
suavesuave 2
Before you go to school tomorrow leave a gay **** site on ur computer.... See what happens
theonlysweetpea 10
JEM - Just Enough Moron - Moronic enough to want to slap but not so bad as to want to kick off the planet. FYI
TheDarkCynder 2
Or that.
FYLDeep 26
I think a lot of people learn pornography every day. Most of them self-taught.
alexh15 13
My mom just threw it away.
Cinn_fml 23
Maybe not sharpie, but I'm sure a woman that overprotective will have learnt about parental blocks over her child's internetting. OP - Tell her that she's gotta cover the cost of replacing the textbook then, and that you'll explain to the teacher that it was her (she might lie, but either way it'll need to be paid for, and she'll know damn well it was her fault). Unless of course she wants you to fail, or it is fine for her to remove you from that class altogether, otherwise you're screwed.
purple91 8
Ignorance is bliss, right?