Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
JinxosGirl87 0
Be careful she doesn't Sharpie out your naughty parts while you sleep. You're apparently not ready to be seeing the naked body.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Tell her to have fun paying for ruining the book.
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Comments (128)
KiddNYC1O 22
She longs to get laid.
bienlunee 6
******* Texas, I swear to god...
JerniganHunter94 0
I know tht game I am sheltered as well but not tht bad
Cinn_fml 23
True, but I also imagine a woman like this would check, and just imagine the bollocking(s) then... But then again, if the OP was really smart about it, they'd just put them back up again so that no one'd ever know.
KnucklesDeep 5
My question is how your obviously unbalanced mother managed to avoid the rubber room for all these years.
SiriusBlack97 17
Thats horrible!
beeth 2
Your mom has a dirty mind. Oh, and she's psycho.
piffles211 2
O_o Your mom sounds crazy. /Someone/ is just a bit too sheltering, I see. >>
succeededmango 0
Don't take anatomy and physiology
cda2299 0
I hope u aren't as crazy as ur mom... Damn!