Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and I went to pee at 2 a.m., with the light off to avoid waking my husband. The wanker had left the seat up, so I fell right into the bowl and got stuck with my cheeks in the water because my belly wouldn’t let me get up. My useless sleeping husband couldn’t hear me yell for help. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML
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Glowworm56 27
This is perfectly normal and at least you went to the hospital to make sure everything was okay.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
As messed up as that is, you're also not supposed to smoke while pregnant. Or drink. Or eat sushi. Or use hot tubs.
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Comments (10)
Jeremy Phillips 18
Some people would consider that to be kinky
Glowworm56 27
This is perfectly normal and at least you went to the hospital to make sure everything was okay.
onceuponatime456 16
Get yourself checked by someone else!! Some asshole doctor told my wife that when she was 4 months pregnant. She was sure it was her water ( 4th pregnancy but what could she possibly know?) At 8 months they could not locate the baby's head and ordered an ultrasound which showed she had NO water. Our son was born premature weighting 3 lbs 8 oz. The doctor blamed it on her smoking, I told him he was a f**king id10t!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
As messed up as that is, you're also not supposed to smoke while pregnant. Or drink. Or eat sushi. Or use hot tubs.
WHSKitty4ever 23
Um, she smoked while she was pregnant, and you let her? Stupid ass!
WHSKitty4ever 23
Sushi goood. But I get it. Definitely not something to eat while pregnant.
Firestar268 25
Better safe than sorry
Hejira Hayes 8
Bladder safe than sorry.
zuckerburg 21
Let me guess. First pregnancy? because you usually start having contractions as well, a big clue that you're in labor.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
do you have odourless pee?
ViviMage 40
This happened to my mother. I know it's embarrassing, but it's ok. It happens and it means you're an attentive Mommy. Just wash the sheets, pee is usually sterile. False alarm. Best of luck in your delivery, sweets!
IcedSapphire 27
You did the right thing, mama. Better to have gone in than not.
_australiaa 11
Wait....you didn’t smell the piss.
IHaveThePower 18
You have a full-blown baby pressing on your bladder, it's gonna happen. Good call getting checked out though, because if that HAD been your water breaking it would've been important. Hang in there--the baby will pop out soon.