Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
JinxosGirl87 0
Be careful she doesn't Sharpie out your naughty parts while you sleep. You're apparently not ready to be seeing the naked body.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Tell her to have fun paying for ruining the book.
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Comments (128)
DankTurtle 0
Hsve fun paying for it
mrmerino 0
Texas much?
kelseykaye93 1
Just unblock them, it's really not as difficult as you'd think.
cleio81 5
I hope you got pics to show your teacher when they ask about the damage. Your mom is trying to protect you but she is going about it in a very childish manner. Good luck with that.
skyeyez9 25
You have a Helicopter parent....damn that must suck. My old neighbors were both like that. Their kids were forbidden to wear name brand clothing, watch tv, play with modern toys, and were homeschooled so they were even more isolated.
annoytanor 1
Erm...were they Amish?
perdix 31
I hope she crossed out the price. The cost of textbooks is obscene!!!
01fuckhead10 14
Poor thing
SlickWillyTFCF 5
That sucks OP. Crazy how some parents are diluted to the point of ruining a textbook because they think words and illustrations are what will ruin a mind.
nevernope 5
*deluded
structuredchaoz 4
Tell mom she's going to pay for them. What a great way to destroy school property and prevent other kids from learning from that book in the future.
hyden121 2
Someone was sheltered as a kid...