Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
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JinxosGirl87 0
Be careful she doesn't Sharpie out your naughty parts while you sleep. You're apparently not ready to be seeing the naked body.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Tell her to have fun paying for ruining the book.
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Comments (128)
lelandw7393 3
At least it isn't a anatomy and physiology book... Haha
OfficeNinja 5
Show her the bill for a new biology textbook to replace the one she destroyed.
hoshi87 11
Not thinking about the price for a moment, or even not being able to learn from the text book, does this mother not think that kids talk and share things. Is she going to scribble over every school book or lock her child up, not letting them speak to anyone? Learning these things is just a part of growing up, the kid either learns through conventional means or gets all the inaccuracies that comes with second hand gossip.
rubyliu8420 7
I hope she's ready to buy that text book...
Gothicbunnyx3 16
Overprotective mom much?
rillastyle 1
Get said sharpie and draw cocks through her cook books, bible, newspaper
starrnao 15
Talk about overprotective! Just make sure she's the one paying for the sharpied book!
starrnao 15
Some one still is! #75
HogwartsDropout7 0
I honestly don't see why people act like the naked body is such a big deal, everyone either has a penis or a ******. Why act like you don't? I see hiding stuff like that from 12 year olds, but high school kids? Wow.
krez 20
I had a feeling this one was from Texas. Did your mom also rip out the chapter on evolution?