Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
JinxosGirl87 0
Be careful she doesn't Sharpie out your naughty parts while you sleep. You're apparently not ready to be seeing the naked body.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Tell her to have fun paying for ruining the book.
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Comments (128)
tildoorf84 7
thats what happens when you have a religious zealot for parents, dont trouble yourself with any ignorance that may spew from her
RokNRoll11 9
I take biology and my mom is happy about it, mainly because it's an enjoyable class
hoonyer 17
She can do what she wants with her property, by the way did you inform her that she now has to pay for it to replace the book?
annoytanor 1
Now draw an accurate diagram of the male and female reproductive organs *Derp*
BadMoments4Me 0
Lol what kind of person does that?
lindseykcool 6
thanks mom.
roseriddle 4
Um, is she aware that if she damages a school textbook, she has to replace it? Or do things work differently in your area?
Niamhhhh 10
Now thats extreme parenting
Honda288 2
Make sure she knows she is the one that has to pay $70+ for a new one. And that its the kids job to be immature, not the parents.
FarscapeSDC 9
My grandmother's like that. Helicopter parents (Or helicopter grandparents) are so annoying. My grandmother threw away a $140 human anatomy textbook because it has pictures of naked people. Or when I was in high school, my mother who made me study for 6 hours a night (In addition to my 6 hours of school) because I failed a chemistry test. I don't think that parents have grasped the concept that being too involved in their children's lives is detrimental to their performance. One kid I knew had his mother talk to all his teachers, lobby with the school to get him into the best classes and all the sports teams, and he did no work and failed almost everything as a result.