helpfulmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Veronica
Allentown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Weird family
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Anonymous
Tampa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Kinda awkward
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
sad gf
🌶️ Spicy
Cockblocked
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Way to beat the "weird dad" allegations
Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Awkward
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
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GravyIsYummy 0
At least you can be safe now.
somekidfrom93 0
Well atleast she won't kill you for having sex now.... o.0
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Comments (169)
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
Oh jeez, Next she'll be showing him where too stick it in. FYL
jaxsk 0
Ummm how did she teach him that? I hope you aren't implying my example, but that's still rather uncomfortable, regardless of your age.
sham_bow 0
Well, at least she is kinda sorta okay with you to having sex.. I mean, I see how this is an FML. because it's awkward. But that will go away.. So don't feel to bad :)
daonlytdoc 0
I think your mom just called you a ho haha
heygirlheyyyyy 0
xD that'd be a whole different kind of fml... edit: that was directed towards #39.
heygirlheyyyyy 0
i doubt the guy actually ASKED her mom to show him...
grungecat 0
pimpin88, I don't think you understood the fml.
SunshinePants 0
First of all, maybe the mom was just being overly cautious, JUST INCASE they decide to have sex. Even if they do have sex after two weeks of dating, it doesn't make her a "*****". My God, there are so many ignorant douches on this website. I'm sick of it. Second, I'm guessing the mom, again being overly cautious, asked if he knew how to use a condom. I'm pretty sure she wasn't putting the condom on him directly, but on a cucumber or something. If this site "wastes your time", stop going on it. Nobody wants to read your ignorant, negative opinions. Stop being a prick.
ReinaJay 13
she shoud've put a age it would of helped knowing how old he is
Lisasimpsonfan 0
Let's see. Mom doesn't want you to get knocked up or some deadly disease that will kill you? Oh yeah FYL.